Did you know one of the singers of YMCA had AIDS? Y-M-C-AIDS.
Worst Jokes Ever
Why is America so bad at playing Jenga?
Because they already lost two towers.
Why did the Mexican man push his wife off a cliff?
Tequila.
What's the similarity between an orphan and my dick?
They both will die alone.
I will be back on tomorrow at 5pm CST.
Hey guys, I just wanna say what happened to Kanye; he is one of my favorite rappers, and he’s going through a hard time. I don’t see why people can’t just spread love and kindness like me💕
I think that Kanye was right to say what he said. I completely support him, and I don’t understand why people hate on him for using his 1st amendment, and Yeezy should be sued for it.
Quote of the day: Love bests hate as for hate is the killer of friendships - Collin Kaepernick
Why is your hairline so put back it's looking like it was slapped by Will Smith and it needs to be fixed?
Roses are red, violets are blue, at the end of the day, you're gay.
Why can't orphans be kidnapped?
Because most kidnappers use a family van.
What do orphans and homework have in common?
Everybody forgets about them.
What is 6 inches and has nuts?
A Snickers bar.
The plane said to the tower, "You're so cute, I want to come crashing into your arms!"
I made a website for orphans, but it did not have a home page.
What was Jesus' reaction when the first black person was born?
"Holy shit, I burnt one."
If a lion ate a child, is the lion a child predator?
When I have a staring contest, I always win.
Every day, I see blind people who hate me.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, All the worse jokes come from you.
Roses are red, violets are blue, If I slapped you, that’d be animal abuse.
Peter: *curses* Sam: Wow, do you kiss your mother with that mouth? Peter: Ha, joke’s on you! I don’t have a mother.
Tony, having a heart attack: ASFJDHJWNSGREGEJDHFWVWHUSYSG PETER, WE TALKED ABOUT THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!
Why does Wednesday Addams never blink?
