Lesson in laziness number 136894236842: don't be too lazy to read large numbers.
Worst Jokes Ever
I'm 14. I have had sex before. I have 206 bones in my body, but when I'm with my gf, I have 207.
Why couldn't the orphan go on the school field trip?
Because it required a parent's signature.
Why do most orphans rob banks?
Because they just want to feel wanted.
Yo hairline was used as the blueprint for the Great Wall of China.
After seeing you sing, the dog got disinfected from rabies.
You call me a prostitute's son, I call you test-tube babies.
Orphans actually have an advantage. Nobody can call them motherless or test-tube babies in an argument.
"We are trans. We are Gay. We are lesbian. We are Bi."
We Do Not Care.
Your hairline is like the universe. It's still waiting to be discovered.
Don't pick flat chests because they will turn their backs on you twice.
I started debating whether or not suicide is a good option. Self-harm just hasn’t been cutting it lately.
To whoever you are, you are loved.
What do you call a feminist? A Karen.
How do you turn a hairy man into a feminist?
Just take out his brain and there you go!
What do you get when you put an ape's brain in a gorilla? A feminist!
How are feminists different from gorillas? At least gorillas don't abort their own children.
DJ Croos joke.
Why is Jupiter so big? Because it works out!
Why is Mars red and not orange? Because it would be too bright.
The best football game was the Jets against the Twin Towers.
How do astronomers organize a party? They planet.
