Worst Jokes Ever
What does Michael Jackson like to eat? Little wieners.
Magician: "I am the greatest magician in the whole world. Look, now you see the rabbit in the hat, and now it is gone!"
Redneck girl: "That's nothing. My dad is the greatest magician! He disappears for a whole year and reappears at Christmas for a couple of hours!"
I asked an emo girl, "Do you ever get jealous of your phone when it dies?"
Why are all Asians so skinny?
Because last time there was a fat man a whole population disappeared.
What do you call a girl with no legs?
Unshakeable.
Are you the Twin Towers? Because I would smash you.
Your hairline and my grandpa go wayyyyy back.
Never compare an orphan to an Apple because the Apple always gets picked.
What's the Twin Towers' favorite Minecraft biome?
A plains biome.
Chinese always proud of their principle in business.
The fact is only products they copy that go international, except for COVID.
What’s the Twin Towers' favorite kind of pizza?
A: Plain.
Technically, a human is hollow. We have an empty tube through us from the mouth and nose to the asshole and dick or pussy. We are basically tubes.
SMG4 Mario be like in Ohio: I don’t wanna do this...
Candice everyone: Candice?
Mario: CAN DEEZ NUTS FIT IN YOUR MOUTH!
Why can’t orphans work at AC Johnson’s?
Because it’s a family company.
What do cheetahs like?
Sports!
My friend jokingly confessed to me she did prostitution (consensual).
She wasn't joking. :0
We are 15....
The wedding was so beautiful, even the cake was tiers.
What comedy skill can’t any cripple master?
Stand up.
What happens if an Asian with an erection walks into a wall?
He breaks his nose.
Why did the booger cross the nose?
Answer: To get to the other hole.