Worst Jokes Ever
1 like = 1 more child in my fryer.
Why does the wind always blow from the "West" in Washington State?
Answer: Because IDAHO SUCKS!
I had a friend who was a dwarf. He committed suicide. He jumped off a curb.
khi beats his meat to weed- germiah.
Why do Mexicans wear pointed boots?
So they can climb a fence easier.
Why are "Redneck" murder cases the HARDEST to solve?
Answer: Because ALL the DNA "Matches", and there are NO "Dental Records".
Another joke, I know they suck.
What is a depressed person's favorite joke? Their life.
What does a depressed person and a chicken have in common? They both try to fly.
Are you the Twin Towers? 'Cause you sure upgraded.
Why is September 11th the best birthday ever? No one forgets it :)
What’s the difference between apples and orphans?
One of them has a family tree.
Do trees shit?
Well, how else would we get #2 pencils?
What did the farmer say to the doll?
You death baby doll.
What's the difference between a mother and a father? The mother always comes back from the shop.
Your hairline and my grandpa go way back.
I was playing hide and seek at work the other day. Unfortunately, it ended with me in the hospital, though; ICU.
Magitat?
Do you like In-N-Out?
Yes, why? In and out of your mouth.
Friend A: Do you like Wendy's?
Friend B: Yes, why?
Friend A: Wen-dez nuts in your mouth!
Your teeth are so yellow, when you smile, you put the sun out of business.