I got a pen for my baby sister. Best trade I made so far.
Worst Jokes Ever
How do you make an emo jump? Tell him to go to the roof.
There was a kid in a wheelchair. I put him on fire and called him Hot Wheels.
Why did the orphan cross the road? (Not to see his mom or dad.)
The gay kid tried to shoot up the school, but his shots would not go straight.
The emo tried to high five the tree, but the tree just left him hanging.
I threw a lamp at a depressed kid. I was just trying to brighten up his day.
Sometimes I get jealous when my phone dies. (This does not apply to me. It's a joke.)
What's the difference between an orphan and a trash bag?
At least the trash bag gets picked.
Why did Michael Jackson like having little boys round him? He was studying for the priesthood.
Your arms are open. They stretch towards me, Reaching, grabbing, pulling me, Surrounding me, Drowning me in my helplessness. Time standing still, inside here. Looking through windows, time passing by. Let me go, will ya?
It wasn't Islam that radicalized the terrorists who did 9/11.
Jenga comes to mind, though!
McDonald's sweet chili chicken one.
I always use chloroform when stealing a child.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, Here's hoping you do too.
What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a pregnant emo girl?
The emo girl still bleeds.
Did you hear about the Mexican emo band? They're called "Hispanic at the Disco."
When does an Emo wake up in the morning? After the rooster says, "Cutadoodledo!"
Why do emo kids drink only herbal tea? Because proper tea is theft.
What would you rather be, emo or handicapped?
Trick question, emo is a handicap.
