Worst Jokes Ever
Why did the orphan girl cry during sex?
Because her boyfriend said "Who's your daddy?"
BAJAHAHAHHAA
What do you call 3 orphan girls in a tornado?
All of her twist.
What does a volcano say when it has a runny nose?
"I have runny volcanoes."
"Ukraine looks like Fallout 4, woah!"
Bored? Run over an orphan with your car! What are they going to do, tell their nonexistent parents?
Name a shop that racists don’t go to? The black market.
If a pirate was a pervert, he would say, “Are you ready, kid?”
Your dad's Spider-Man because he's far from home.
Yo mama so fat, she was mistaken for Eric Cartman from South Park.
A cow is an earthquake, it's a milkshake.
I did not believe in COVID-19 until I saw your teeth social distancing.
Why was there a, ummmmm, a cow?
.......... To moo.
How do you know when Helen Keller is home?
Answer: When you hear somebody falling down the stairs!
You're so skinny, death mistook you for dead.
You're so skinny that the professor thought you were the skeleton.
What is the worst thing you can find out about a woman on a first date?
She claims to have been raped. Then, you know to get as far away from her as possible because she's probably a feminazi bitch.
Ever noticed that "lol" looks like a person drowning?
Go to the replies, look at the top and it will say "in your mum."
Yo, hairline as long as George Washington's date of birth.
Your mama is so stupid she stayed up all night so she can get some sleep.