Worst Jokes Ever
Orphan lady: Ok kids, someone donated groceries.
Orphans: YAY!
5 minutes later...
Orphans: Wait... where's the...
Orphan lady: *tries to hold daughter*
Person who donated: *holds milk in hand* hehe
Why is an orphan bad at tennis?
'Cause he couldn't get any love.
How did the man with a small penis become a rapist? His condom fell off.
I've reached the age where looking in the mirror is like checking the news. I know there'll be some new developments I won't like.
You know you're ugly when it comes to a group picture and they hand you the camera.
What do you get when you cut an onion?
Onion jizz.
Roses are red, Violet are blue, Ur dad bought you.
Helicopter, helicopter, Kobe Bryant in my chopper, Sitting next to burning daughter, Lots of smoke and little laughter.
Why'd the Titanic sink? Because your mom was still on it!
Why should you abuse the hell out of an orphan? Because what are they gonna do? Tell their mom or dad?
What is Michael Jackson's favorite button?
Light mode.
What is the only thing lesbians know how to grow? Cucumbers.
Q: Why did Little Johnny drop his ice cream?
A: Because he got hit by a bus.
I have no father. Like if you relate.
Kid: Your mom!
Orphan: I don't have a mom.
Hey, I misplaced 2.1 trillion a few days ago, on September 7th, 2001.
Orphans are stupid, am I right? Hehehehehehehehehehehe.
9/11 jokes just don't hit right with me.
9/11 jokes just don't fly around me.
Deez nuts, can we get much higher?
Boioioioing boioioioing, my name Jeff.
Arabic Nokia ringtone, bingchungus, wholesome 100, everyone liked that, Keanu Reeves chungus, Ugandan Knuckles, YouTube poop XDDDDDDDDDDDD.