Worst Jokes Ever
If you see a woman get raped, don't bother helping. They're independent women, after all. Heck, cheer on the rapist, or join in the fun.
I have an orphan joke.
But it needs parental guidance.
A man is consoling his nine-year-old daughter after she had been sexually assaulted.
"You need to be more careful," he said as he wrapped his arm around her, "this time it was me, next time it could be a total stranger."
What do you call an Indian with a wooden leg? Shit on a stick.
What do you call an Indian with two wooden legs? A waste of lumber.
What do you call a midget born from precum?
"Half Nut!"
Apparently, rich people have the smallest penises. It makes sense why Bill Gates called it "MicroSoft."
Asking for a friend, could anyone please tell me how to politely ask a question for a friend?
Why does the orphan kid eat cereal with water?
Because his dad hasn’t come back with the milk yet.
Why were the Twin Towers mad? They wanted pepperoni, but instead, they got plane.
What's black, has four wheels, and sits at the top of the stairs?
Steven Hawking after a house fire.
What's one thing a homing missile can't kill?
An orphan.
The boys joking be like:
One guy: "Balls!"
All the other guys: "Hahahahaha!"
How did Michael Jackson get away with it?
He's a smooth criminal.
What happened to Peter Pan when he jumped off the Twin Towers?
He Neverland.
Your hairline is so far back my grandpa saw it before you!
He said he like Neymar so HIT THAT BOY LIKE FROM THE BACK!
In a Kahoot, and you're the Twin Tower terrorist: terrorist kill streak 2,996.
My suicidal friend said he liked trains, so we took him to the tracks.
What do you call a dog magician?
A labracadabrador.
You look too old to be living with your grandma.