Worst Jokes Ever

My grandma told me I was next at my brother's wedding, so I told her she was next at her husband's funeral.

I got banana nut bread for you.

Oh no, the nuts are missing!

Oh, I found them!

You know where they are?

UP YOUR BUTTHOLE!

Wanna hear a joke?

Look in the mirror; I'm sure you'll find one there :')

What do you say to the orphan?

"Shut up, get a mom and dad!"

Why do orphans drink water with cereal?

Because their dad never came back with the milk.

I would go suck some titties, but I’d rather die from being shot than cancer.

My depression is depressed.

When your mum sold you on eBay for £2 pound for girls stripper.

Orphan: Hey, where's the milk?

Dad: . . .

Hey guys, can we stop making these jokes? If my mom sees this, I will never see the sun again.

Oh . . .

:(

Continue.

Steve Kerr really named his son Nick.

There was an exam music quiz question about Gary Glitter. Now, if there's anyone you don't want to associate with the phrase "shh, turn over, you've got an hour," it's him.

Shit, my bad. I should leave him alone, he just wants to settle down and have kids.

Why is the divorce rate among socks so high?

Wheelchair soccer is just IRL Rocket League. Change my mind.

Your hairline is so far back that not even Tom Brady could throw that far.

Why do Native Americans hate snow?

Because it's white and all over their land.

Why did the bullet end up losing his job?

Because he got fired!

Wanna know who can jump the highest? Emo kids, some of them are still in the air.

What do apple trees and orphans have in common?

The apples get picked.

What did the drum name its children? Anna 1, Anna 2.