Worst Jokes Ever
How to cure boredom:
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
I like Christmas.
It’s the holiday where an old man breaks into people’s homes so he can give them toys! :) yaaaaay 😁
MrBeast: *breathes*
Twitter: 😡🤬
Worst joke ever: me and my user.
Time to go to New York to visit the Twin Towers.
They’re already getting closer.
Why do pedophiles always lose a race?
Because they come in a little behind.
Kobe Bryant ain’t flying that well anymore.
What does a blind kid and an orphan have in common?
They can’t see their parents.
What is it called when a cop hides under his bed? Going undercover.
What show can’t orphans watch?
Family Guy.
What flour do orphans use to bake bread?
Self-raising.
Why can't orphans be criminals?
Because they're never wanted.
What do emo kids like to smoke?
"Marjuanakillmyself."
My classmate, Hailey Legacy.
Osama be like: "Fuck boys, runway is full, better use this tower!"
Your hair is so far back, you left it at your last address.
"It's Sunday evening!"
"No. It's Monday eve."
What do you call a wheelchair on fire?..
Hot Wheels.
One good thing about lynching during the holidays, free tree ornaments.
Columbine High basketball team will never be good again after they lost their two best shooters.