Smoking will kill you.
Bacon will kill you.
But, smoking bacon will cure it!
Worst Jokes Ever
Two wrongs don't make a right. Take your parents as an example.
Math Teacher: "If I have 5 bottles in one hand and 6 in the other hand, what do I have?"
Student: "A drinking problem."
Roses are red, violets are blue,
Your mum's so fat, she broke Britain too!
Your forehead is so big you look like MegaMind.
Your mamma so fat, Thanos clapped 4 times.
Your mamma so fat Thanos had to clap 4 times.
The best joke. (This Form)
You're so fat, you drank an invisibility potion, and everyone could still see you!
Yo mama so fat, she sat on my dick and broke it.
I once was playing with my friend and Roblox girlfriend, then one day, they cheated on me. I broke up with her and unfriended him, then I saw my mom and my uncle crying!
Me be like: ;-;
Yo mama so fat, when she falls, they have to call 999 and a crane to pick her up.
Twin Towers are like my parents: 2 left and 1 came back.
I got arrested on suspicion of attempted rape all because I was carrying some cable ties, a bit of tape and a piece of cloth. It's such a joke, I hadn't even bought the chloroform yet.
Roses are red, lemons are sour, spread your legs, give me an hour!
I like my women the way I like my coffee, and I don't drink coffee.
The last thing the victims were thinking was, "Is there 9 or 11 stories?"
Roses are red, my cum is blue, I'll wait till you're asleep to rape you.
I screamed "Jenga" today when watching the 9/11 documentary.
I pushed a man in a wheelchair into a fire. Now we call him "hot wheels."
