Worst Jokes Ever
Your forehead [is] so big scientists measured it, studied it, and then finally they said: "Oh my God... your forehead is so big it's a 50 mile car ride from your eyebrows to your hair!"
Hairline is so far up, Patrick Mahomes can't even sell to a wide receiver.
You're so skinny that you fall.
Your mom and dad abandoned you because you're too ugly.
You're so poor that you die and go to the backrooms.
So big that when you step, you break the whole galaxy.
You're so fat when you step, you break the galaxy.
You're so fat that people say you're the biggest bird!
Your hairline is so fat that when you meet Santa, you're fatter than him and your mom.
Why do orphans always have water with their cereal?
Their dad never came back with the milk!
I made a deal with Satan. I would get a free pass to hell if I serve as a demon lord. So, see you guys at the end of times!
1 like = 1 more missile aimed at a hospital.
Why do orphans play with boomerangs?
Because they come back.
A bully says, "I get 10x more girls than you" to a gay kid.
Then the gay kid says, "10 X 0 is still 0."
Kids in wheelchairs can't stand up for themselves if there's a bully.
Spongebob and Jacko have one thing in common.
They both routinely place meat in small buns.
The twin towers were the best soldiers ever. Stand together, fall together!
Study tip: Laminate your notes so they don't get damaged by the tears!
A magician walks up to a girl and asks her to feel the rabbit in the magician's hat.
The magician asks the girl to rub the rabbit. The girl notices the rabbit sticks up and drools; the hat was covering the hips.
Roses are red,
romance is dead,
every day I suffer from existential dread.