Worst Jokes Ever
You're so hot!
what do you call a flat road named after George Floyd?
Flat neck road.
Guy: Hey, Siri, I failed my final exams, can you cheer me up?
Siri: What’s the difference between you and your grandma? Your grandma passed!
I went to a gun shop yesterday. Everything was half off. I didn't know that back to school sales have begun.
Three Europeans head to an island. They are captured by the island people. They are going to kill them, and they plead. They grant them a chance to live. The island people tell them to grab a fruit from the tribe's garden and bring it back, then to follow the task at hand.
The first guy brings back a peach. The island leader says, "Stick it up your ass. If you laugh, you die." The first guy shoves it up his ass and laughs, so they kill him. The second guy brings a grape, he does the same and laughs, making them kill him.
The first two are in heaven together. "Peaches are fuzzy, so I laughed. How the hell did you die? You had a grape!" says the first guy. The second guy replied, "It didn't tickle at all. I laughed at the sight [of] the third guy was bringing over a pineapple."
I bribbled a kid and he was bribbled hem so hard that his balls came off.
Yo mama is so fat, she jumped on a trampoline and she broke it.
Yo mama so fat, she eat 60 Big Macs while singing "Badaaha."
The little camel asks his mother: "Mum, why do we have these big humps?"
"Because in these humps there is some water, and in the hot desert we can drink."
"And Mum, why do we have this large fur?"
"Because the desert at night is so cold, and then we don’t feel cold."
"And Mum, why do we got these big hoofs?"
"Because the desert sand is hot, and the hoofs save us from the hot sand."
"But Mum, what the fuck are we doing here in the national zoo?"
I put the fun in funeral.
The Twin Towers are like Jenga; you yell "towers falling!"
Why are there no pharmacies in Africa?
Because you can't have medicine on an empty stomach.
What can you do if you can't bear sharing the same blood as your father who raped you?
Have a blood transfusion.
Yesterday I got detention because I said to the emo kid, "Come hang with us."
All terrorists like starting a new year off with a bang.
Shout out to the terrorists, your year is starting off with a bang!
Me and my friend (rope) like hanging out.
They all call it self-baptism. I call it failed suicide.
I wanna take drowning lessons, but I can't find more than one session.
Pussies and tits have one thing in common: they're both made for kids, but men end up licking or suckling them.