Worst Jokes Ever
Suicide is just self-defense. You're killing the person that tried to kill you.
Flat girls be like, "I will have breasts in the future." This is to all the flat girls: you will never get it.
You're so fat when you walk into the mall, you *are* the mall.
Your hairline receded just like your father did years ago.
Why can't white people go to Blackpool? Cuz they're not black.
"Poor old fool," thought the gentleman as he watched an old man fish in a puddle outside a pub. He invited the old man inside for a drink.
The gentleman asked, "So how many have you caught today?"
The old man replied, "You're the eighth."
Yo mama so fat, Bill Gates went broke trying to buy her dinner.
Consent before sex is a joke. It's just politically correct feminazi propaganda.
Why were the Twin Towers afraid of the New York Jets?
Because they are afraid of the jet.
What did the Blonde say to the other Blonde?
They don’t know; they couldn’t figure out what to say.
Why do orphans love getting r@ped?
Because they want to know what love feels like.
How did "Bloody Mary" become a thing?
Because her husband beat her bloody when she didn't stay in the kitchen.
I pushed the kid in the wheelchair down the hill, but before I did, I set his wheels on fire and called him "hot wheels."
I asked the orphan kid if his mom is hot. He just started crying.
You don't have to worry about running while boys are around. Even I can't see anything there.
When my friend fell, I didn't crack up, but the sidewalk did.
I'm so depressed, I gave my therapist trauma.
Your hairline couldn't be seen even if it was glowing.
Why don't molestation victims speak up about their trauma? Because it's a touchy topic.
Friend: Why do you like Minecraft so much?
Me: Because I love miners!