Worst Jokes Ever
Has anybody noticed that the New York City football team is the New York Jets? They sure know how to scare the Twin Towers.
What do you call an orphan that grows to be a priest?
Fatherless.
Your momma's so fat that she's used goods, like the Russian tanks.
Ur mum so fat that when she walked into a bar, they said, "Sorry, we don't sell food here."
Your mum is so fat that when you walk around her, you get lost.
Your mum is so old that when I told her to act her age, she died.
Ur mum is so fat that when she lived in a flat on the highest floor, she fell through the inner floor.
You're so fat that you broke Thanos's snap!
My thighs have a different texture pack than the rest of me.
Why did the skeleton not go to prom?
Because he had no body to go with.
Freddy, Bonnie, Cheka, Foxy, and Balloon Boy FNAF.
You're so fat that when Thanos snapped his finger, you broke the correction.
A hunter shot holes into his favorite book.
When confronted, he said it was the "holey" Bible!
What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Please grind me!
What did the toaster say to the toast?
"I want you inside me."
Why do orphans like to go to church?
So they have someone to call father.
If you're bored, punch an orphan in the face. What is he gonna do, tell his parents?
what is less than 0?
my will to live.
Anne Frank: This one time at camp, someone had too much gas.
What do you call a herd of cows pleasuring themselves? Beef strokin’ off!
What’s white and sticky and better to spit out than to swallow? Toothpaste.