Worst Jokes Ever

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris?

Bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce. Now suck that cock, cock, cock, cock, cock, cock, cock. Now suck that cock, cock, cock, cock, cock, cock, cock!

Me and my friend were cranking 90s in Fortnite, then our other friend joined, started flying a plane. We died like all the people in 9/11.

Canada being the most educated country in the world is bemusing, considering that Canadians cannot spell "legalise" and "programme" correctly.

Oh, and most of them do not realise that it's day-month-year, NOT month-day-year.

I kicked a ball at a kid in a wheelchair and screamed, "Rocket League!"

Is shooting and killing a pregnant woman a spawn kill or double kill?

My boner had better structural support than the Twin Towers.

How'd the skeleton know it was going to rain? He looked at the weather forecast.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

It felt like it.

What do your BF and the Twin Towers have in common?

They both never get erect.

Boy: The F in orphan stands for family.

Orphan: But there’s no F in orphan.

Boy: Exactly!

A guy asks his priest friend what he wants to eat, and the priest says "bad boys." Then his friend asks, "What kebab do you want?" and the priest says, "B Bricked up Caucasian or Asian will do."

I heard life was a gift. Well, I hope they kept the receipt, because I'd like a mother-fucking refund!

Wanna hear a pizza joke? Never mind... It's too cheesy.

Why can’t Chinese orphans play baseball?

They cannot run home.

Nah! You're so poor, you can't afford free stuff!

Stories like Rudolph and Wonder show that different means worse.

Why was ten scared?

Because it was in the middle of 9/11.

How to cure boredom:

If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

I like Christmas.

It’s the holiday where an old man breaks into people’s homes so he can give them toys! :) yaaaaay 😁