Worst Jokes Ever
The way to stop school shootings is to give children an RPG.
Why was Helen Keller truly an inspiration?
She learned how to read and write despite being from Alabama!
Become an anti-furry for free KFC and dead orphans in your basement.
Why did KFC take orphan?
Because kids fattening center.
Hi, I gave a blind kid a gun. I told him it was a hairdryer.
I gave a blind kid a gun. I told him it was a hair dryer.
1 like = 1 kid in my oven. I'm trying to get followers and comments, please.
Me: Truth or dare?
Crush: Dare.
Me: I dare you to give me your phone number.
Crush: Umm nevermind, truth.
Me: Ok, what is your phone number?
Daddy, where's my anus?
You are so adopted that you don't have a home button on Google Maps.
Someone I know is an ant. I feel like a mountain to them.
What site does a vegetable go to when he/she is stressed?
cornhub.com
Your forehead is so big, you think in 4K.
Your forehead is so big when you walk by I can't see what's in front of me.
You're so fat, you lasted a whole year on the cross just off of your fat.
While I was waiting for your mum to waddle past, I missed a whole season of my TV show!
Your mum so fat, she broke the stairs down to the fridge.
My doctor said I need to lose calories, so I got a piece of paper, wrote "calories," and lit it on fire.
You went to the bed store asking for a water bed. They put a pillow and sheets on the ocean.
You live in the airport.