Worst Jokes Ever
What does a rich person eat? 24 karats/carrots!
What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball?
Gock gock gock ghghghkghlhglhglhk.
Why do gay kids always fail exams ? Becuz they can't think straight
Ever wondered why my gay kids don't play basketball? Because they can't shoot the ball straight into the hoop.
A man comes home, and the wife says, "My ex just died by getting hit by a bus." And the husband said, "I lost my job as a bus driver."
What's the advantage of being a grade A paedophile? You know it's not period blood.
Do you know why there is no “f” in “orphan?”
Because it stands for family.
Yo mama so fat, when I swerved to miss her, I ran out of gas.
I made a website to adopt orphans. But there is no home page.
Dark humor.
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To slide into your mom's bed.
How much alcohol does JFK prefer to drink?
3 shots.
How do Asian parents name their baby?
They drop a pot down a flight of stairs.
Why are orphans good at dodge ball?
Because no one misses them.
Is it still stand-up comedy if the comedian doesn't have legs?
How ironic is this?! I was playing Jenga before the first plane hit the Twin Towers.
I'm so depressed that when I smile my Face ID won't work.
I bought my sister a trampoline. She sat in her wheelchair and cried.
Sometimes I look around and all I see is two fat cheeks in my face and say, "Too mushy apples."
A Chinese, Japanese, South Korean, and North Korean all walk into a bar.
The Landlord says, "Why the same faces, lads?"