Worst Jokes Ever

I had a terrifying experience last night. I was alone in the house having a bath... when all of a sudden... I felt a tap on my shoulder.

When life gives you lemons... call them yellow oranges and sell 'em for double the price!

I was with my friend atom the other day. He’s pretty tall . . . Compared to you.

Pete the panther was racing a cheetah but lost. The cheetah said, "You can’t beat me, I’m a cheetah." Pete said, "Yeah, you are a cheetah cheetah."

You smell!

Your hairline is so big, Niagara Falls said, "Oh, looks like we've got some competition!"

My friend was playing a game and said he was fighting cultists, so I said Kanye's fanbase.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9.

There was a math teacher on a plane that crashed. What was the last thing that went through their head?

A pentagon.

What do emos and apples have in common? They both hang from trees.

How to fall down the stairs:

Step 1, 2, 3, 6, 10, floor.

Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 9.

But why is 10 scared? Because he is in the middle of 9/11.

What do you say to a girl with two black eyes?

Nothing, you told her twice.

I just found out, these jokes are about dead people.

What kind of band never plays music?

I might slide up to your block with intelligence. I'm a genius with a glock. There's some relevance. Took his chain, took his rocks. Took his sediments. There's no cap inside my speech. No impediments.

Putting numbers on the board, I use my calculator. Put a opp below the floor, he's a denominator. E = mc2, you didn't notice that? Had the shot, but he's too scared. Why didn't he buss it back?

You should always wash your sex toys. That’s why priests invented baptism.

What's the difference between an emo and a banana?

They both hang like apples.

Like if you think someone is gay.

Good morning everybody, well I could say that unlike emo kids.