Worst Jokes Ever
If I had a spray can, I would spray it on your ass. Because the instructions say to spray on flat surfaces.
"Lune, itās me."
Whatās the difference between the Twin Towers and McDonald's?
McDonald's has a drive through. Twin Towers has a fly through.
*moans*
What kind of chocolate does a lesbian hate?
Ones that contain nuts.
What do lesbians love to use in art class?
Scissors.
What do you call a crazy lesbian?
Fruit Loops.
What is big and long and hard?
A cucumber!
What do you call Mordecai dressing up as a basketball player?
Blue Jay Simpson!
I heard the Kardashians were going on a cruise soon.
As if there's not already enough plastic in the ocean.
Lil Nas X is so gay, I would fuck him in the Old Town Road.
Dark humor is like food:
Not everyone gets it.
Or a kid with cancer, it never gets old.
What is the difference between an orphan and a watermelon?
One of them is picked.
You wanna know proof that cats don't always land on their feet? Well then, watch The Lion King.
Do you wanna know how I recently seduced an obese woman? Actually, it was a piece of cake.
Q. What hits the ground first when falling out of a tree, a leaf or an emo kid? A. A leaf. There is usually a rope to stop the emo kid.
I have a fish that can breakdance, but only for 20 seconds and only once.
What do you call a man without a body and a nose?
Why can orphans only watch G-rated movies?
Because they have no parental guidance.
If Asriel were Sans, would his theme be "Jokes and Memes"?