Worst Jokes Ever
Why can’t Asian people make a white baby?
Because two wongs don’t make a white.
What do you call a group of emos about to jump off a bridge? Suicide Squad.
Why did the orphan get an iPhone X for his birthday?
Because the iPhone X doesn't have a home button.
I bet emos get jealous when their phone dies.
What's the difference between a baby and a potato? 140 calories.
I asked my kid to give me a hand. That motherfucker cried while charging his mechanical arm.
Me: Hey, you want to hear a dark joke?
Brother: Sure.
Me: Turn off the light.
Q: What do you get when you cross Raggedy Ann with the Pillsbury Dough Boy?
A: A red-headed bitch with a yeast infection.
Q: What do you get when you cross a donkey with an onion?
A: A piece of ass that brings tears to your eyes.
Q: What do you get when you cross Viagra and Donald Trump?
A: Erection fraud. (Just a joke.)
The short kid came earlier than I thought. Guess he came with such short notice.
Putting WiFi in the morgue to enable live streaming.
Why do orphans always come back?
Because I love cock.
Why was 10 scared? Because 9/11.
How do you get Carrie Underwood to dehydrate fast?
Tell her that all the water supplies contain the COVID vaccine.
Hi, I'm Coby Bayley.
Two guys watching a war movie at a bar are talking. One says to the other, "The Nazis starved my dad to death in a concentration camp during the war."
The other says, "My dad died in a camp as well... he broke his neck."
First guy says, "How did he break his neck?"
Second guy says, "He fell out of the guard tower."
Wanna hear a joke about paper?
Never mind, it's tearable.
Queen Elizabeth came back before your dad did.
You know the difference between me and a zebra? Me neither.