Me and my friends jumped some orphans. Who will they tell? Their parents?
Worst Jokes Ever
I made a website for an orphanage. For some reason, it doesn't have a home page.
I woke up one night and it was really dark in my room. Then my TV started to float out the window. I said, "Drop it, nig-"
I am so depressed! I get jealous when my phone dies.
My wife told me she was fat and depressed. She asked me to compliment her, so I said, "You have perfect eyesight!"
Your mama is so ugly! Ghostface from Scream won't even make that call!
Your mama is so ugly, she tried summoning Candyman, but he refused to come!
Your mama is so ugly, she summoned Bloody Mary.
She handed her an application through the mirror.
Your mama is so stupid, her phone died, so she buried it in the backyard!
"Do you want to hear a joke?"
"Yes."
"Okay, record yourself and then listen to it!"
I went up to my mom and asked how humanity started. She said it started with monkeys, so I went up to my dad and asked. My dad said it all started with Adam and Eve, so I told my dad that mom said humanity started with monkeys, and dad said mom was telling her side of the story. LOLš¤£
Today, I asked my phone "Siri" why am I still single, and it activated the front camera.
Your mom's so fat, she fell.
What do you call your mom?
Monkey.
Why do kids like to pick on orphans?
Because they can't call their parents.
Why can't orphans use a phone?
Because they don't have a home screen.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Me: My grandpa killed 100 nazis in WWII.
My Friend: Well my grandpa killed Hitler.
Me: *Realizes*
POV: You are a passenger on September 11th, 2001, and you see the pilots wearing a Muslim turban.
Toes for hoes.
