Worst Jokes Ever
Yo, so poor that you wash your paper plates and cutlery in a kids' dishwasher.
You're so poor you put paper cutlery in the dishwasher.
You're so poor, if I ever broke into your house, I'd give you things.
When the class plays hangman, the emos get inspired!
Why do orphans like stealing things?
They wanted to have company.
Where do orphans shop for home appliances?
Why did the orphan get kicked off the baseball team?
He would never make it home base.
What's the difference between orphans and girlfriends? I don't have 100 girlfriends locked in my basement.
Why do orphans kill people so they can finally be wanted?
What foods are orphans allergic to? Homemade food.
Raping white women should be encouraged everywhere!
What do u call a lesbian dinosaur?
I like alottopuss.
Are you a builder, because you give me an erection.
What do a penis and a Rubik’s Cube have in common?
The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
So, I was on the phone with a scam caller. He said he knew where I lived and would kill my children and wife. Jokes on him, I already did.
What do the Twin Towers and your siblings have in common?
Once they turn 18, they never come back.
Your mama is so ugly even the trolls threw up.
I went to school on a Saturday. My teacher asked why I am here, so I replied that my brother told me to go to hell.
The world has turned upside down. Orphans are now being homeschooled.
You're so ugly, even a Snapchat filter can't fix it.