Worst Jokes Ever
Chinmey?
Call me an edgelord because I'm gonna impale myself on the edge of a spear.
People wear chokers, and I'm a choker too, because I tried to choke myself 6 times.
If you combine math and meth, you will become Einstein White.
Who is the definition of a natural-born cocksucker?
A bisexual male, a homosexual male, a bisexual female, or a heterosexual female?
A physically disabled heterosexual male.
I know this place may be cruel, but hang in there!
I went over to a crying child and said, "Where are your parents?" God, I love working at an orphanage!
Mom: Do I look fat in my dress?
Child: Nah... you look fat in every dress!
Yo momma decided to go to KFC until she realized she had to share with her family, so she bought ten buckets and the cashier said, "Here is the receipt." Now yo momma got afraid of how much money she had to spend, despiting on how she spent more than Drake's net worth that he can even lend. She went back home seeing her family looking at her and the KFC, thinking that could be her rent, but the whole family dug into the food. By the second they see the plates empty and seeing the lazy mom steady, she ate so much she wasn't ready until she fell, which caused an earthquake, which made her go to jail, which caused her to be scary.
Yo momma's like a cloud, when she disappears, it's a beautiful sunny day.
You're so fat when you told your mum and dad, even they laughed!
Yo momma's so ugly, her birth certificate was an apology letter.
Yo momma's so ugly, when she threw a boomerang, it refused to come back.
Yo momma's so poor, she chases a garbage truck with a grocery list in her hand.
Yo momma's teeth so yellow, when she smiled at traffic, all the cars slowed down.
Yo momma's so fat, when she bought a fur coat, all animals went extinct.
Yo momma's so ugly that when she walked into a Haunted Mansion, she walked back out with a job application.
Your hairline is like Mount Everest; it points.
Your hairline's exactly like your nose; it's always offside.
Your hairline is like Justin Bieber’s buzz cut.