Worst Jokes Ever
What did the cow say?
Moo!
What's Peter Pan's favorite place to eat out?
Wendy's?
In Boston we say,
"Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana. Jack got high, unzipped his fly and said ‘Hey Jill, you wanna?’ Jill said yes, unzipped her dress, and then they had a ‘daughta’" 🤣
Me: Hi Jacob!
Jacob: Hi.
Me: Your parents went to jail for littering when you were born!
Jacob: GOO GOO GAH GAH
Why should you never give an orphan a phone?
Because they wouldn't be able to find the home button.
If you're fat and transgender, then would you be considered trans fat?
Yo mama's so dumb, she waited until the stop sign turned blue.
Yo mama's so fat, when she got pregnant, she fell to the earth's core.
Mom, how were hoomans made? Son, it’s because Adam and Eve were brought down by God and made babies!
Dad, how were hoomans made? Son, us humans evolved from monkeys!
Mom, Dad said hoomans were evolved from monkeys, is that true? Oh son, (ruffles smol man’s hair) your dad was telling you his side of the family, and I was telling my side :)
I just want to say this...
You have NO maidens, (Explosion) No homies, (ExPlOsIoN) And no—please don’t say it! Rizz 😎 (EXPLOSION)
Two guys walk into a bar. The third guy ducks.
Be smart, not stupid.
Why shouldn't orphans get a phone?
They would get stuck in an app because they can't find the home button.
Q: What is a lesbian's version of a cock block?
A: A beaver dam.
Q: What do you call a group of transgender women?
A: The X-Men.
Why is it okay to bully an orphan?
It’s not like they could tell their parents.
I'm autistic, and I find these so funny.
Walter, I don't know, man, seems kinda sus.
Why do orphans eat water with their cereal? Because their father never came home with milk.
Why are Americans bad at chess? They lost their towers.
Joe: What do the Leafs and the Titanic have in common?
Ben: I don't know.
Joe: They both look good until they hit the ice.
Big, ugly, and very weird.