Worst Jokes Ever
Yo mama so old,
her memory is black and white.
Yo mama so stupid,
she thought DUNKIN' DONUTS was a basketball team.
Your mum is so fat, she needs 3 different watches for 3 different time zones.
I keep trying to call my emo friend. They keep hanging up.
What do eating a watermelon, rolling a cigarette, and eating a hippie chick out have in common?
Spit, spit, spit!
Why did Justin Bieber start playing hide and seek with his fans?
Because they keepped.
I made a website for orphans, but it wouldn’t let me put a homepage.
Lesbians when the GPS asks them to go straight.
You must work at McDonald's because you have a McDouble chin.
Yo son so excellent, he gone to a Rubik’s cube competition who competed against his daddy.
Q. Why did the boy fall off his bike?
A. His mom threw an oven at him.
Me: Pretend your name is “puberty.”
Friend: Ok?
Me: I'mma hit puberty!
*hits my friend*
Me: The last time I used Duolingo was when the dinosaurs went extinct.
Duolingo: Lemme send my twins 2 go 2 ur houze (I got sideways8 twins)
Why were the Twin Towers mad when they ordered pepperoni pizza?
Because they got plane.
Why did the transgender man only eat salad?
Because he was a "her" before.
What do you call a depressed tree?
A wood cutter.
Gay people when the GPS asks them to go straight.
What do you say if you want to borrow your black sister's foundation? "Got any lighter shades?"
What do you say to a black midget?
Wanna a shower? You look like you got splashed by a muddy puddle.
There was a girl called Millie, and she had sexy blond hair, and she wanted to chase me, but I told her she had to catch me first if she loves me.