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Worst Jokes Ever
Your hairline is so big, Niagara Falls said, "Oh, looks like we've got some competition!"
My friend was playing a game and said he was fighting cultists, so I said Kanye's fanbase.
Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9.
There was a math teacher on a plane that crashed. What was the last thing that went through their head?
A pentagon.
What do emos and apples have in common? They both hang from trees.
How to fall down the stairs:
Step 1, 2, 3, 6, 10, floor.
Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 9.
But why is 10 scared? Because he is in the middle of 9/11.
What do you say to a girl with two black eyes?
Nothing, you told her twice.
I just found out, these jokes are about dead people.
What kind of band never plays music?
I might slide up to your block with intelligence. I'm a genius with a glock. There's some relevance. Took his chain, took his rocks. Took his sediments. There's no cap inside my speech. No impediments.
Putting numbers on the board, I use my calculator. Put a opp below the floor, he's a denominator. E = mc2, you didn't notice that? Had the shot, but he's too scared. Why didn't he buss it back?
You should always wash your sex toys. That’s why priests invented baptism.
What's the difference between an emo and a banana?
They both hang like apples.
Like if you think someone is gay.
Good morning everybody, well I could say that unlike emo kids.
A man was about to go into the bar with his dog when he realized the sign said, “No pets allowed!” He was about to walk away when another guy walked up with his dog. The 2nd man put on dark shades and said, “Just pretend you're blind!” He walked in with his dog, got a drink, then left.
The 1st man did the same thing, but when he walked in, the bartender said, “You know your ‘guide dog’ is a chihuahua, right?”
The man said, “They gave me a damn Chihuahua?!”
A snake walks into the bar... the bartender says, "How the heck did you do that?"
Yo mama so stupid, she shoved a battery up her butt and said, "I GOT THE POWER!"
You should wear binoculars when calculating. It helps divide.
