Worst Jokes Ever
Tell the person next to you to spell "me." When they do, say, "You forgot the D." They should respond with, "There is no D in ME." You say, "Not yet." If this does not go as planned, well, then you are fucked for life.
Hey, you there, were you raised on a chicken farm? 'Cause you really know how to raise a cock!
Why did the white girl come back from Africa?
Because there was no water for her to drink. I'm black.
Listen to the autism song on TikTok.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because she wanted to have an affair with the rooster.
Expectation: "Brr, I’m cold!" "Here brother! I’ll give you my jacket, I don’t want you to be cold!"
Reality: "Brr, I’m cold!" "Well, damn bro, I can’t control the weather."
Hey Siri, where is my dad?
Your dad is in a strip club in Las Vegas.
HAH, jokes on you! My dad’s in the kitchen!
Your mom’s husband is in the kitchen, your dad is in a strip club in Las Vegas.
...WhAT-
If a man says you’re ugly, he likes you.
If a woman says you’re ugly, she’s just jealous.
If a child says you’re ugly, well, you’re ugly.
Which one would be better to fuck, a fat bitch or a skinny bitch?
How do you find someone's hairline? It's simple, you don't.
I found someone's hairline. It was on the western front.
How do I fix a broken light bulb? I don't. I simply blow up the house.
What is the difference between an orphan and cotton candy?
Answer: The cotton candy gets picked.
I saw this kid who looked depressed, so I threw a torch at him. I thought I would brighten up his day.
Q: What did the porn actress say when she opened the door?
A: Make sure to come upstairs!
me: calls suicide hotline. hotline lady: suicide hotline, how are you doing today? me: not much, just hanging.
My mom gave my friend a blow job for good luck on his job interview, then my mom gave my other friend a blow job for his interview, and they both got the job. Now who needs good luck? Just ask my mom. My mom is a good luck charm.
What do my mom and a basketball have in common?
My mom's tits and ass are bouncy, just like a basketball.
What did the autistic kid order at a restaurant?
A disorder.
What's an autistic kid's favorite transformer?
Autistemist Prime.