Worst Jokes Ever
You're so fat, that you're fat.
Dad: Hey, uh... you're adopted.
Dog: *frown*
"Wow... That ship is beautiful! I wonder what will happen if I ram into it..." - Iceberg, 1912.
I once saw a kid walking down the street crying. So I asked them, "Hey kid, where are your parents?" And he started to cry even more...
"Huh. I wonder why he was so sad..." I said as I walked into the orphanage.
Yo mama is so stupid, she thought Instagram was a weed delivery service.
Why did the orphans miss most of the basketball games?
They missed the homecoming games.
What do me and an emo kid have in common:
We both like to hang.
Your hairline so far back, it's a wide receiver for the Minnesota Vikings.
Why is America bad at Clash of Clans?
Because they already lost two towers.
A blind man was walking into a fish market. He took a deep breath and said, “Good morning, ladies!”
Yo mama so ugly, when she went to the ugly club, they said, "Sorry, professionals only!"
Your mom checked for your hairline, but she could not find it.
The only letters in the alphabet that you know are "KFC."
When was the last time you saw yourself in the mirror?
The first time you have to do a full body workout in chess.
Why did the cheetah lose in chess? Because he played against cheetahs!
What do CG artists and porn stars have in common?
They both composite (cum pose it) at the end.
Why [doesn't] Hollywood make a good movie about holocausts?
Because it's so hard to skin Jewish characters.
Why do animators like Christianity?
Because Jesus was the one who invented T-Pose.
If you're ever bored, try scaring the sh*t out of an Asian to see their eyes open for the first time.