Worst Jokes Ever

Why don't orphans have iPhones?

Because they don't have a home button.

What do they call Dwayne "the Rock" Johnson's son? The Pebble.

I stole my friend's amnesia medication the other day, he was pretty pissed.

But I reminded him of the age-old mantra: "Forgive and forget!"

How did the cookie 🍪 feel when he was dunked in milk?

Batter.

What are a group of depressed people called?

A suicide squad.

What did the tree say to the depressed kid?

"Stop hanging around."

Hi sisisissisisisisisis.

So recently I hit an orphan with a 2x4, and he started crying. What's he gonna do? Tell his family? XD

What is more fun than throwing a baby off a cliff?

Catching it with a pitchfork.

Don't break someone's heart. They only have one.

Break someone's bones. They have 206 of them.

How to make an orphan BLEED?

Step 1 - Tell them to clap until they actually have a loving family.

Step 2 - LAUGH EVILLY as they BLEED.

Step 3 - Tell them to kys.

Step 4 - Leave that mental asylum.

What do iPhones and the Titanic have in common?

There's no Jack!

What do the Titanic and the Sixth Sense have in common?

Icy dead people.

I cried when my dad cut onions. Onions was such a good dog.

People love you.

Don't die.

Why can’t Indian women drive?

They’re too used to riding their camels.

My classmates?

I saw a kid crying, sitting on the sidewalk, and I asked him where his parents were. He then cried even more. God, I love working at the orphanage.

What is a orphan's favorite song?

"We Are Family."

What do you call an Asian Chihuahua?

A Konichiuahua.