Your hairline is so crooked that it made Will Smith feel straight.
Worst Jokes Ever
The Emo kid was late to his flight, so he needed to cut to the chase.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To become the spicy chicken burger at Chic-fil-A.
Your mama is so fat that when she went to run in a yellow jumpsuit, the kids thought they missed the school bus.
The orphan wanted to go on a field trip, but he needed his parent's signature.
Your mama is so fat, when scientists discovered her, they thought it was a new galaxy.
The Emo kid wanted to go on a field trip, but he needed his parent's signature.
What is a Fortnite player's favorite football team? The rabbit raiders! LOL! LMAO! LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL! LMAO! 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
Your mama's so fat, when she stepped on the scale, it said, "To be continued."
Say my name if you like "Breaking Bad."
Tyler is ugly.
If you are called Tyler, change your name.
There was a guy who got his whole left side shot off.
When he was at the hospital and he woke up, he asked the doctor if he was okay.
The doctor said, "You're all right now."
Chuck Norris' dick is so big that it has its own dick. And his dick's dick is still bigger than Bruce Lee.
Chuck Norris once ate ONE Lays potato chip.
Chuck Norris once stabbed the Terminator with Bruce Lee.
Chuck Norris sent the chicken back across the road.
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris?
Bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce. Now suck that cock, cock, cock, cock, cock, cock, cock. Now suck that cock, cock, cock, cock, cock, cock, cock!
Me and my friend were cranking 90s in Fortnite, then our other friend joined, started flying a plane. We died like all the people in 9/11.
Canada being the most educated country in the world is bemusing, considering that Canadians cannot spell "legalise" and "programme" correctly.
Oh, and most of them do not realise that it's day-month-year, NOT month-day-year.
