Worst Jokes Ever
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza, then they got plane.
Did you know the Titanic sank in water?
Titanic 1, Africa 0.
Yo mom's so old, she went into the museum and walked out with a raise.
I saw a man. I saw another man. And I saw another. Where am I? Comment below.
What does an orphan call a family picture?
A selfie.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
Q: Why are medication pills white?
A: Because they work.
Q: Why was the gay man fired from the sperm bank?
A: He got caught drinking on the job.
Q: Why was the 4 year old anti-vaxer crying?
A: He was in a mid-life crisis.
Why is the Leaning Tower of Pisa leaning?
It has better reactions than the Twin Towers.
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
"Meet the Family."
What do you call a useless piece of **** on a cock?
A: A man!
Why can orphans never walk home?
Because there's no way to go.
Q: What do you call a black prostitute in space?
A: The Blackhole.
Q: What's the difference between a suicide vest and a feminist?
A: At least one does something when it is triggered.
What do Spider-Man and orphans have in common?
There’s no way home.
What is another name for 9/11?
A forbidden game of Jenga.
What do you call a swimmer from Iraq?
A bath bomb.
What do you call a Mexican without a lawnmower?
Unemployed.
Where would the next Formula race happen?
Answer: On your flat chest.