You're so skinny, death mistook you for dead.
Worst Jokes Ever
You're so skinny that the professor thought you were the skeleton.
What is the worst thing you can find out about a woman on a first date?
She claims to have been raped. Then, you know to get as far away from her as possible because she's probably a feminazi bitch.
Ever noticed that "lol" looks like a person drowning?
Go to the replies, look at the top and it will say "in your mum."
Yo, hairline as long as George Washington's date of birth.
Your mama is so stupid she stayed up all night so she can get some sleep.
The ketchup told a joke. No one was laughing, but the egg was cracking up!
Read the name.
Joke: It felt good going through those Twin Towers!
Me: Can I have your chair? 💺 You: Why? Me: For charity.
What's the difference between my arm and legs? Nothing. I slit both of them.
An orphan walks into a shop but gets lost, so he calls his mum but then remembers.
What do you call it when a caveman does a fart?
A blast from the past!
What is the definition of "Endless Love"?
Answer: Helen Keller and Stevie Wonder playing "Tennis"!
Yo mama is so stupid that she thinks fruit punch is a gay boxer!
Why can’t Chinese people play baseball?
Because they ate the bay.
"The truest things ARE the funniest things."
-Lollipop from JacknJellify, the BFDI series.
I like my clocks like I like people.
Under 12.
Who rates these jokes as "Newest" and "Hot"?
Answer: a S-T-O-O-G-E.
Man: Aw man, I'm having a bad day.
Man's friend: Same.
Man: So why did you have a bad day? My brother got hit by the school bus.
Man's friend: I got fired as a bus driver.
Man: Oh great heavens!
