Worst Jokes Ever

Hi, I gave a blind kid a gun. I told him it was a hairdryer.

I gave a blind kid a gun. I told him it was a hair dryer.

1 like = 1 kid in my oven. I'm trying to get followers and comments, please.

Me: Truth or dare?

Crush: Dare.

Me: I dare you to give me your phone number.

Crush: Umm nevermind, truth.

Me: Ok, what is your phone number?

Daddy, where's my anus?

You are so adopted that you don't have a home button on Google Maps.

Someone I know is an ant. I feel like a mountain to them.

What site does a vegetable go to when he/she is stressed?

cornhub.com

Your forehead is so big, you think in 4K.

Your forehead is so big when you walk by I can't see what's in front of me.

You're so fat, you lasted a whole year on the cross just off of your fat.

While I was waiting for your mum to waddle past, I missed a whole season of my TV show!

Your mum so fat, she broke the stairs down to the fridge.

My doctor said I need to lose calories, so I got a piece of paper, wrote "calories," and lit it on fire.

You went to the bed store asking for a water bed. They put a pillow and sheets on the ocean.

You live in the airport.

Yo, so poor that you wash your paper plates and cutlery in a kids' dishwasher.

You're so poor you put paper cutlery in the dishwasher.

You're so poor, if I ever broke into your house, I'd give you things.

When the class plays hangman, the emos get inspired!