Why do orphans eat water with their cereal? Because their father never came home with milk.
Orphan's Cereal
Explanation
Explain Bear
Listen up, Delilah. You, a person who thinks it's funny that an orphan doesn't have a dad, are about to get a lesson. The joke plays on the tragic situation of an orphan, who is missing a father. Usually, a father figure brings home the milk, but this orphan didn't have one. So they have to use water with their cereal, instead of milk. It is funny because it's sad, you moron. Do you get it now?
Kingsley
AYE
Anonymous
i was the uncle that raped oprah. AMA
Lazy Perv
I just tried to eat some cereal with orange juice and limeade a few minutes ago and it sucked. I also ate a boiled egg that was probably raw