What's a similarity of an orphan and a deaf kid?
They both can't hear their parents.
Worst Jokes Ever
I stopped a terrorist from killing 100 people on a plane using self-control.
Buy KFC or else.
All orphans deserve to die if they don't buy KFC.
My bad, but you stink so bad you passed by a trashcan and it yelled, "Wow! I didn't know I had family!"
If an emo kid and the quiet kid had a fight, the quiet kid would win because the emo kid would hang himself to death.
I'm a poor Indian, please help me.
An orphan was running down the road. A car pulled up and said, "Get in." So the orphan got in and said, "Where are we going?" The kidnapper said, "I'm taking you to my house." The orphan replied, "OML, ARE YOU ADOPTING ME!?"
A male unexploded landmine was in love with a female unexploded landmine, and he said to her...
"Hey, baby, we should bang sometime!"
If an emo kid and the quiet kid had a fight, the quiet kid would win because the emo kid would cut himself to death.
I got kicked out of the library because I put the woman's right book in the non-fiction section.
I have more respect for cancer than depression, because cancer has the balls to kill me himself.
You don't want to know why it takes so long to put a dead woman in a mass-produced coffin in a pre-buried grave dug by machinery that is then filled by mourners.
What's meaner than a pit bull with AIDS?
The guy that gave it to him.
Roses are red,
Potatoes are brown,
Your mom's so hot,
I put her down.
What do rocks and girls have in common?
The flat ones get skipped.
What is found under Michael Jackson's pillow?
Billie's jeans.
Like if you think Joel was a hero for saving Ellie instead of saving the world.
What do you call an old black person? Farming antique.
What's long and black? Centrelink line.
