Women will always be superior to men. After all, they are FEmale (Fe - iron, male - man).
Worst Jokes Ever
Men should provide their disobedient daughters with their own "milk" instead of letting them use the mother. That will teach those bitches some respect for men. It may even help them get laid later on in life.
What's an Indian's favorite store?
Red Dot.
Pregnant teen: I'm pregnant, my mum's gonna kill me.
Unborn baby: My mum's gonna kill me.
Why did Jesus die at the diving Olympics? Because he can't go through water.
I like strippers on me.
Your forehead is so big your mum spent an extra hour in the birth delivery room.
What do you call a blind German? Someone who can't Nazi!
When God said, "Let there be light," he got blinded because you reflected it off your forehead.
How do you see past that forehead?
Yo forehead so big it touches yo neck.
What are emos' favorite TV show theme song?
Beyblade, Beyblade, let it rip!
I was going to talk about your chin, but I wasn't sure which one to write about.
You're so ugly, you made Hello Kitty say bye!
Jomama so dumb, she brung a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Shut up with that Vegeta looking hairline!
Friend: Hi.
Me: Do you know how lost their dad is?
Friend: Me?
Me: Damn, no, not you.
Friend: Then who?
Me: The orphan kid.
I guess we're the same.
The only difference between my grandma and the Twin Towers is that they collapsed faster than my grandma.
I saw a kid crying. I asked him where his parents were. God, I love working at the orphanage!
Me: Hey friend!
Friend: Yes?
Me: What is the missing sense? Seeing, smelling, _, tasting, hearing.
Friend: Touch.
Me: What do you spawn on Minecraft always? (jk only 99.99%)
Friend: Grass.
Me: And you get?
Friend: Touch grass.
