Worst Jokes Ever
Q: Do you know why black people have nightmares?
A: Because we shot the last one who had a dream.
Why should a feminist never join the United Auto Workers, UAW?
Because the only thing that a feminist would do in the United Auto Workers, UAW is lick pussy all day in the woman's restroom.
Why did the T-Rex not clap when you won a prize?
Because it's dead.
I was watching The Perfect Murder with my boyfriend. It was a good movie, but the weird thing was that my boyfriend was taking notes throughout the whole movie.
I told the ugly friend in my friend group that when they daydream, they shouldn't picture themselves because it will just ruin it.
Why is Donald Duck the president? Because Donald Trump has a duck.
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Knock, knock, knock, knock, knock." "Who?" "Knock, knock you."
Why did the orphan water his cereal instead of milk?
Their dad never came back with the milk.
How do the Powerpuff Girls vape?
They take a "power puff."
My dad died in 9/11, he was a great pilot.
Panchatantra is a collection of Indian fables.
Wanna see my pp again?
Why are orphans bad at poker?
They don’t know what a full house is.
POV: A person made you mad, but you're Chinese and they have a cat. "CHING CHONG, CHING CHONG, CHING CHONG, BITCH."
Wow! The jokes on here are so dark they pick my cotton!
I snorted a line of coke off my 8-year-old sister’s tiny prepubescent vag. She just laid there and let me do it without complaining, probably because she was already dead.
Today was the worst day of my life. My ex got hit by a school bus, and I lost my job as a bus driver.
Yo mama so fat, Zeus used her as a bowling ball.
Yo mama so hairy that the zookeepers called a code red thinking an ape got loose.
I am no longer anonymous.