Worst Jokes Ever
Yo mama so ugly when she looked in the mirror, her reflection threw up and ran away.
Someone: PLEASE EAT! I DON'T WANT YOU TO DIE!
Me: *Trying to remember how long it would take me to die of starvation because I've already googled it and given up because it takes too long.*
Me: Na, yeah, I still have 19 days left.
Why do they call them a nonce?
Because they go for people who don't have any sense.
Your hairline goes so far back it looks like Will Smith slapped it.
How do you know you've found a priest? When little Timmy is glued to his crotch.
The death of JFK must have splattered on the news.
Your hairline goes even further back than the last time your parents said "I love you."
What's white at the front and black at the back? A bus.
People are pushing for a Black Statue Of Liberty coin.
Can't wait to use Black people as currency again :)
A girl in the shop was getting bullied. She came to me saying, "I’m getting bullied." I told her, "Stand up for herself."
What do you call a terrorist swimming?
A bath bomb!
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they can't call anyone their dad.
If your controller ever dies, remember those people that died on the submersible.
Everybody knows the joke: Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because seven ate nine.
But why was 10 scared? Because he was right in the middle of 9/11.
Why do orphans love playing with boomerangs? Because it always comes back.
Yo mama so fat, she likes long, romantic walks to the refrigerator.
What do you call a kid with a special sense of humor? Autism, hahaha!
The twin towers are like your father, they're both gone and will never come back.
Yo mama is so old that she was born on the first day the universe existed.
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to wake up sleeping pills.