Worst Jokes Ever
Why couldn’t the orange cross the road? Because it ran out of juice.
Yo mama so ugly, her portraits hang themselves.
Yo mama's so fat, it took me two buses and a train to get to her good side.
Why don’t orphans understand the meaning of a family reunion?
Because they’re not wanted, yet maybe they should rob a 🏦 bank ;)
Why do orphans that go to their friend's house get this reaction from the friend's mom:
"Go back to your house, it's late." "Finn, wait, can I have your mom's phone number?" "Finn, wait, aren't you an orphan?" "Wait, don't you have a phone, Finn?" "Wait, I forgot, you don't have a phone because nobody wanted to get you a phone or to get you."
What happened when a kid bullied an orphan?
The orphan said, "I’m going to tell my mom!"
Bully: "I wanna see your mom!"
Narrator: At that moment, he knew he messed up.
This was my friend's joke he wanted me to post;)
Why don’t orphans live in villages?
Because they will get abandoned.
America get pranked lol.
Biden's penis is probably as big as the Twin Towers right now.
Oh wait...
Don't be racist, I am a building.
Twin Towers: fucked.
It was fake.
BE RACIST.
Why was baptism invented?
How else was a priest supposed to clean his sex toys?
How to not exist: Kys.
The only reason gay people exist is because they couldn't get the opposite gender.
You can't see me, but when I smile, you can.
Your hairline so back it caused 9/11.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Island.
Island who?
Island the one that knows you!
What is Osama bin Laden's favorite game?
Hide and seek.
I am Paul Walker.
I asked a kid why he was so blue.
Didn't realize his parents were choking him out.
How to kill a blind person.
Give them a gun and tell them it's a hairdryer.
What do a mole and an eagle have in common?
They live underground, except for the eagle. Lol.