Worst Jokes Ever
Why did the pig decline to go to the farmer's house?
He would take him to a "pignic."
Orphans are monkeys.
Why do orphans become criminals? To know what it’s like to be wanted.
"Curry muncher!"
Q: What's the difference between LeBron James and a priest?
A: The size of balls they play with.
My son caught me masturbating. He asked me, "What are you doing?" and I said, "Don't worry, son, you'll be doing it soon." He asks, "Why is that?" and I said, "My arm's getting tired."
Q: Why don't Indians play soccer?
A: Because every time they're in the corner, they open a store.
Q: How do you knock out 26 kids in one punch?
A: You give them a Sandy Hook.
Q: Why is Hitler better than Biden?
A: Because Hitler gave gas to his people for free.
Goofy ahh grandpa fell down the stairs, and he said, "Damn!"
Is there a racist jokes page here? I’m not racist, I just want to know.
What did the planes say when they were smashing or passing the Twin Towers?
Smash.
(Get it?) 9/11.
My girlfriend just broke up with me because I held a door for another girl. She said I was cheating, but the girl I helped was in a wheelchair.
"Nun" means no one likes them. Just take off that dumb hood!
Me when my girlfriend comes home, I check her phone and there are 100 texts from a different guy asking her out, and her text says yes.
Get the whip, you're out!
You hear that? That’s the sound of me not caring.
Orphans go on vacation to the ancient pyramid to find a mommy.
What is illegal in Africa? Water guns.
People should build orphanages next to graveyards so at least orphans can see their parents.
Q: What's the best way to carve wood?
A: Whittle by whittle.