Worst Jokes Ever

What is the Mexican's favorite sport?

Cross country, wall climbing, and their favorite activity in the summer is lawn mowing.

What do you call a Mexican without a lawnmower?

Unemployed.

Wanna know something the orphan could never do?

Wish anyone a happy Mother’s Day or Father’s Day.

How does the non binary kill white en Amy?

They/them.

There was a fish looking for a great meal. He looks above him and sees a fly. He thought, "If that fly drops six inches, I would have a meal." Long story short, a pussy gets wet.

What is an orphan's favorite part of school homework?

Bully: Shut up, motherfucker!

Me: Well, stop talking to me and I won't have to keep fucking your mother.

My wife told me she’ll slam my head into the keyboard if I don’t get off the computer.

I’m not too worried—I think she’s jokingdkdkslalkdlkfjslfjslksdlkfjuahehwhgwdklaljdf.

I have a stepladder because my real ladder left when I was just a kid.

Oh wait, I'm thinking of...

When we were kids, we used to be afraid of the dark.

But when we grew up, the electricity bill made us afraid of the light!

Connor Davison

Once my girlfriend asked me to give her lipstick, and I accidentally gave her the glue stick.

She won't talk to me anymore.

Q: Why was the Tower of Pisa leaning?

A: Because it had better reflexes than the Twin Towers.

A king ordered to execute a gay man.

The gay man came and said, "Please don't behead me, have pity!" The king replied, "I will have pity because I will impale you, let you enjoy your last moments."

Dr. Seuss dark jokes.

Hey there little mister, I'm dating your sister!

Life is like a box of chocolates... It ends sooner for fat people.

My dad has a pretty shitty job.

What holiday can an orphan not celebrate?

Mother's Day and Father's Day.

Who needs parents to be great?

Q: How do you know if an Asian broke into your house?

A: All your homework and the Rubik's cube you spent a year on and still can’t solve is solved. 🤓🤓🤓🤓