Worst Jokes Ever
"There is no way you can fit in there."
"Says who?"
"Your mom."
"When?"
"Last night."
"OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-"
If you ever thought you were gay, remember that cockroaches exist.
Is it sexual harassment if a midget walks by you and tells you that your hair smells nice?
I had to write an essay about Africa, and I failed because I plagiarized the Hunger Games script.
I have a lot of money, but I don't waste it.
So people call me poor until they see my bank account.
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Why did the duck walk across the road? I lost my pecker!
What's the difference between a boomerang and my dad?
The boomerang comes back.
I asked a kid at my work where his parents were. He started crying. Man, I don't know what I did. I'll ask another kid at the orphanage.
Did you know about the guy who invented knock knock jokes?
He won the no-Bell prize.
How did the Indian suicide bomber blow himself up?
He pressed the red button.
Where's your off button?
Why did the mailman come to the house?
To come back with the milk.
I wondered why there was red all over my bathroom til I found out that my sis had dyed her hair red. Man, it looked like somebody died in there! Lol.
I know an orphan named Zara, and he has never had homemade food.
What food has an orphan made?
Homemade food.
What's the same with shoes and slaves?
When they get loose, you tie them up.
A woman having labor suddenly shouted, “Shouldn’t! Wouldn’t! Couldn’t! Didn’t! Can’t!”
“Don’t worry,” said Doc to the worried husband.
“Those are just contractions.”
How are infants and chocolate alike? They'll both kill your dog.
How did people bully Helen Keller? They said, "Wow, that was the coolest thing ever! You really should have seen it!"