Worst Jokes Ever

Hey guys, wish me luck on my game Al-Nassr vs. Raed Al-Raed. I have 604 million followers on Instagram, but we are not gonna be able to beat that. Can we get to 69 followers, please and thankyou?

Did you know I'm a really fast reader?

I can go through a few stories in just a few seconds!

What do you call a gay guy on fire?

LGBBQ

Arden is so fat!

Yo mama so fat that when she went in the ocean, Spain claimed her for new land.

My grandpa died in 9/11.

He was the best pilot.

I saw two blind men fighting at the mall. I yelled, "He has a gun!" They both ran.

What does a hooker and butter have in common?

They both spread for bread.

Hi, I am just wondering who went into my account, 'cause I've changed my password, by the way.

Is it just me, or do you kids have imaginations?

I've tried to like all of your jokes. They are funny 😆 and joshisboss, you are awesome. Keep up the good work 👍!

Hi guys, I just found this website. I got emailed by joshisboss or something. Have a great day! 👍

Son: Dad, I know I'm adopted.

Dad: Well, how do you know?

Son: I found the adoption papers.

Dad: That is for your mum.

If you know, you know.

My sister is pregnant, I'm gonna be a dad.

Yeah, you can call me daddy, son.

I just wanted to say to never let go of family; they are everything. Never let anyone walk all over you. And if you are with me, like this quote.

Guys, don’t let nobody hurt you with words.

Like someone once said, “Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me.”

I went for a job interview today and the manager said, "We're looking for someone who is responsible."

"Well, I'm your man," I replied. "In my last job, whenever anything went wrong, they said I was responsible."

The way you talk is so slow that they put you in the movie Fast and Furious and changed the title to Slow and Serious!!!😂😂😭

I know you don't like me, and that implies you need better taste.

I'm not an astronomer, but I'm pretty sure the Earth revolves around the sun... not you.

I'd give you a nasty look, but it seems like you've already got one.

Your birth certificate should be rewritten as a letter of apology.

You haven't changed since the last time I saw you. You really should.

Rizz

Are you a basketball hoop? 'Cause I want to put my balls in you.

Are you a photo biographer? 'Cause I can picture us together.

My dog is pregnant. I'm gonna be a... I don't know?

Ohhh, an owner.