Worst Jokes Ever
Ching chong kading dong.
(My best words ever used).
What does a kid who has autism and reading have in common?
Absolutely nothing.
Dad: "Honey, I'll be right back. I need to get some papers."
Me: "Okay." *Falls asleep.*
*Wakes up in an adoption center.*
Damn, it was those kind of papers.
What's the difference between a Black person and a White person?
One has a dad, while the other searches.
85% of us are good at school, while the other 15% is good at suicide.
(Teach me your ways, 15%.)
Roses are red, violets are blue, I thought the Grinch was ugly until I saw you.
My name is Jamar and I come from afar, ALLAHU AKBAR!
Rape, 9/11, abortion, orphan, murder, dead, kill, drugs.
What makes all these categories so familiar? Either you've experienced them, or made them up in your backstory.
Who wants to see me rape a toddler?
Fun fact: this category of jokes is the MOST hated one by feminists.
Unless you force them the point.
Ever wondered how Jesus got rid of the cross that killed him?
Burned it in a hellish fire to make some firewood.
Ever had that feeling that suicidal people are a big contributor to the razor blade industry?
Well, they aren't.
Why?
They aren't repeated customers.
You got no lotion to masturbate, then you remember there's some leftover porridge in the fridge. 😌🤎😇
What type of restaurant can an orphan not go to? A family diner.
Guys, we should stop telling orphan jokes. Their parents will get mad. Oh...
I was trying to make homemade baby powder until I realized it isn't made from babies, oops wrong ingredient... smh
What if Hitler did not say "bombs away," he said "lambs are slayed?"
I tried to make a pun about cheese, but I couldn't think of any good "whey" to do it.
Why was the cheese always so confident? Because it had such a "gouda" self-image.
What did the cheese say to itself in the mirror?
"Halloumi, who's the tastiest of them all?"