Friend: Did your tattoos hurt?
Me: Nah, not really.
Friend: What did they feel like?
Me: 7th grade.
Friend: 😶😶😨😰😰😰😨
Worst Jokes Ever
Q: What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
A: Special forces.
Q: Why was 10 afraid?
A: Because he was always between 9/11.
What do you call an alligator that reads maps? Navigator.
I apologize if those jokes didn't meet your expectations. Humor can be subjective, and different people have different tastes when it comes to jokes. I'll try my best to share a few more jokes with you:
Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta!
Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts!
What did one hat say to the other hat? You stay here, I'll go on ahead!
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together!
Why don't seagulls fly over the bay? Because then they'd be called bagels!
What did one wall say to the other wall? I'll meet you at the corner!
Why don't eggs tell jokes? They might crack up!
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!
I hope these bring a bit more amusement. Let me know if there's anything else I can assist you with!
Here are 20 jokes for you:
Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
What did one wall say to the other wall? I'll meet you at the corner!
Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts!
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together!
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers? He'll stop at nothing to avoid them!
How does a bee style its hair? With a honeycomb!
Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired!
What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta!
What's the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? Snowballs!
Why don't eggs tell jokes? Because they might crack up!
Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!
Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts!
What did one plate say to the other plate? Dinner is on me!
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
Why don't seagulls fly over the bay? Because then they would be bagels!
Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems!
How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots!
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bull-dozer!
I hope these jokes brought a smile to your face! Let me know if you'd like to hear more.
Why did Michael Joseph Jackson dangle the baby over the balcony? He wanted to air out the blanket.
Are you mixed? Cuz you're half fine, half mine 😏
Why did I trip over your foot?
Because you were so short I couldn’t see you!
I asked a European what do you call Karens in your country? He said, "American women."
Not to brag, but I can forget what I’m doing while I’m doing it.
"Yo mama so fat when she got buried it took them all the trees on Earth for her coffin."
What is the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus? You can hang the picture with just one nail.
"I only want to play with your daughter. It was okay yesterday."
Have you heard about the pedophile who was guilty of robbery?
He took a girl's innocence.
Hi! Welcome to Papa John's abortion clinic, where yesterday's meat is today's treat. How may I be of service?
Your mom is so fat, she looks like she ate the marshmallow from Ghostbusters.
When I saw someone jump out of one of the towers, I yelled, "Do a flip!"
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't run home.
How do you know when a woman is going to have a black baby?
When she takes the tampon out, all the cotton is picked.
