Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

What's the difference between light and hard?

It's easy to get to sleep with a light on.

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What's the difference between oral sex and anal sex?

Oral sex will make your whole day. Anal sex will make your hole weak.

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Why is leather armor better for sneaking than steel armor?

Leather armor is made of hide.

How do you know if your wife is dead?

Sex is the same, but the dishes keep piling up.

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What's the difference between Jesus and a painting of Jesus?

A painting only takes one nail to be hanged.

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