Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

My girlfriend left me because of my obsession with pasta. -- I'm doing well, but I do get cannelloni.

Why was Cinderella banned from playing sports? Because she always ran away from the ball.

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Did you hear about the man who was accidentally buried alive? -- It was a grave mistake.

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Today, a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool. I gave him a glass of water.

What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you?

A pool table.

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