Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

How can you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber?

Ask them to pronounce "unionized".

What do you call it when you're trying to find out what someone had for lunch?

An ingestigation.

Why did the pirate kids ride the short bus to school?

Because they were retarrrrrrrrrded.

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A guy finds a genie.

He says, "I wish I was better at talking to women."

"Poof!" the genie says, "You're gay!"

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What's the difference between a teacher and a train?

The teacher says, "Spit out your gum," but a train says, "Chew chew!"

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