Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
Juan on Juan.
What do you call a person with only one arm?
Half-assed.
What's red and bad for your teeth?
A brick.
What is the difference between a bag of dead babies and a Lamborghini?
I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage. :)
Why did the scarecrow get promoted?
He was outstanding in his field!
Jesus could walk on water, and Chuck Norris can swim through land.
Why was Helen Keller's belly button bruised?
Her boyfriend was blind too.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
This person has Down syndrome.
Ya nan!
What is the difference between Dray Dray and an overrated footballer called Pogba?
I guess Canada's national igloo is melting because of global warming.
Why do hospitals have fans?
To keep the vegetables fresh and cold.
How do you make a builder cry?
Kill his family.
French fries don't come from France; they come from Greece.
Chuck Norris can make 5 minute frosting in 4 minutes.
Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone chucked a brick at her.
Why did Sally throw a clock out the window? She had brain damage from the brick.
And the lord said unto John, "Come forth and you will receive eternal life." But John came fifth and won a toaster.
Why are white teenagers the best for the army? They are good at shooting things up.
How were tire swings made?
A tire said, "Goodbye world," and hung himself.