Worst Jokes Ever
What's the difference between a boring teacher and a boring book?
You can shut the book up.
What is the difference between a man peering through the key hole and a woman in the bath?
One is rude and nosy; the other is rude and nosy.
Mary Rose sat on a pin. Mary Rose!
Skeleton puns? Nah... they aren't that humerus.
What's a skeleton's favorite meme?
Ken Bone.
What did the cancer patient get for Valentine's Day? Candy wigs.
Two pedophiles are on a beach.
One says to the other, "Move over, you're in my sun!"
I was eating this girl out the other night, and I tasted horse semen, so I said to her, "Oh, that's how you died, grandma!"
This website!
Why are Americans bad chess players?
They lost two towers.
Donald Trump.
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A lick-a-lot-of-puss!
A 98 year old man goes to bed on a one layer bed. He wakes up under it...
Knock, knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimer's has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.
What's the difference between a fish and a car?
You can tune a car... but you can't TUNA fish! x3
What food does a cheetah eat?
Fast food.
We all know the joke: Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 9.
But do you know why 9 is scared of 7?
Because you are supposed to eat 3 square meals a day (3 squared).
I would tell you a science joke, but I know I won't get a reaction.
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? At least it was a soft drink.
Yo mama so ugly that when she was born, the doctor looked at her face, then at her butt and said, "Twins!"