Worst Jokes Ever
I googled "How to start a wildfire." I got 48,500 matches.
What did John say after someone shot his leg?
Oof!
My friends used to poke me at weddings and say, "You're next."
So I started poking them at funerals and saying, "You're next" to my friends.
Never trust an atom; they make up everything.
A rooster ran across the border from the USA to Canada and laid an egg. Which country does that egg belong to?
Roosters don't lay eggs.
How did the hipster burn his lips?
He drank his coffee before it was cool.
What did the egg say to the blender? Nothing. It's an egg joke.
Yo mama so ugly that she turned Medusa to stone.
I asked my midget neighbor if he wanted a lift. He told me to "Fuck off!!!" I thought, what a cheeky cunt and zipped my backpack up and walked away.
My midget landlord told me to pack my things up and that I've got 30 minutes to get out. That's short notice!
What weapon does a fat Jedi use?
A heavy saber.
When China built the Great Wall, the Mongols invaded them and founded the Yuan dynasty. With Trump building his wall, will the Mexicans invade the US and found the Juan dynasty?
This website hahahahahahaha!
A pornstar committed suicide; her coworkers must be taking it hard.
What do you call a Twinkie with two pairs of pants?
Double trousers.
What does a robot do after a one night stand?
He nuts 'n bolts!
When a person asked to see her balance at a bank, they pushed him over.
Stephen Hawking and his wife Siri’s favorite place to eat is Meals on Wheels!
Kill yourself!
Where did Sally go during the bombing?
Everywhere.