Worst Jokes Ever
What type of pizza do they serve on an airplane?
Plane pizza.
What did Hitler say after his parents bought a hauler?
How much did the haulla-cost?
What do you call terrible milk?
Udder Bullshit.
Beau is gay.
When the school shooter kills the teacher and the autistic kid declares communism
I have a friend called Jakob and asked him, "Where my crackers are?"
A husband and a wife have four children. The oldest three are tall with blonde hair. The youngest is short with brown hair. The husband was on his deathbed and said, "Honey, can you be completely honest with me? Is our youngest son mine?" The wife says, "I swear to all that is holy, he is your son." Then the husband died and the wife muttered, "Thank god he didn't ask about the other three."
Your mother is such a slut, she should be in the NFL hall of fame for the greatest wide receiver!
Fell Sans: Welp, you're BONED!
Fell Papyrus: DAMN YOU SANS!!!
A scarecrow got promoted because he was outstanding in his field.
When I get naked in the shower, it gets turned on.
My friends hate when I make skeleton jokes. I guess I need to put more backbone into it.
Have you heard the joke about the sheep, drum, and snake?
"Baa" "dumm" "tsss"
An infinite amount of mathematicians walked into a bar. The first ordered a pint, the second ordered a half pint, the third ordered a fourth-pint, etc. The Bartender eventually walked up and gave them two pints and said: "You mathematicians don't know your limits."
Why did Sarah fall off the swing?
Because she has no arms.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not Sarah.
What do you call the Spanish translation of the 9th Star Wars movie?
Rogue Juan.
What kind of cars do Mexicans drive?
A Juanda.
If I had a dollar for every time someone did something stupid,
I would have approximately 7.8 Billion dollars.
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.
What do you call a cow with three legs? Lean beef.
What do you call a cow with two legs? Read the title.
The black nurse tells me she has been a vegan for 29 years. The father sitting next to me asks, "So you don't miss fried chicken?"