Worst Jokes Ever
How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb?
Must be more than 9 because my basement is still dark.
What do terrorists do on 9/11? They have a game of Jenga.
A woman ran into a police station screaming, "Help, I have been graped!" The policeman said, "Do you mean raped?" The woman said, "No, there was a bunch of them!"
Fuck you people who made those jokes! (but some were funny but the starving one is messed up!)
So, we are in class right, and the teacher has a metal leg. Every year she gets the question of, "Do metal detectors beep every time you walk by them?" She heard this question to the point where she just says yes without hesitation.
Once she had said yes, two kids in the back started laughing.
Teacher: Ok alright, take it a little bit more seriously would you?
Kid: Oh, we're not laughing at that.
Kid_2: We're laughing at cancer.
Why did Bob Ross die?
Because the paint brush stabbed him.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite shampoo? Head and Shoulders.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because his son wanted to charge their phone, so they unplugged him.
How do you make a tissue dance?
You put a little boogie in it.
Why did the man decide to work at a pizza place?
Because he kneaded the dough!
What was on Stephen Hawking's gravestone? "Intel inside."
My grandma always loved to craft clothing. She dyed last week.
I accidentally drank a little food coloring last night. I ended up dying inside.
We went running on our camping trip. It was past tents.
Dark humor is like food: Not everybody gets it.
My dog was hungry, so I let him loose outside while I filled his bowl.
I found out later that he was run over by a truck. It seemed to really hit the Spot.
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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.
Roses are red, violets are blue, your penis smells like stew, and I want to eat it too.
When your husband can’t afford a punching bag, he uses his wife.