Worst Jokes Ever
What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas?
Gloves........ just kidding, he hasn’t opened it yet.
Hey, did you know that Stephen Hawking predicted the end of the world?
Well, not really. He predicted the end of *his* world.
How do you get a fat girl to bed? Piece of cake.
My PC.
What were Stephen Hawking's dying words?
"Restore factory settings."
His name rhymes with walking and talking, but he can’t do either.
He had a song named after him: "They see me rolling."
My mum.
Stephen Hawking just died. Have they tried rebooting him to factory settings?
What's the difference between a chicken and a dog?
I don't know... I'm from China.
Why are some people African?
Because genes, you dummy!
Why are blind people so good at being a Jedi?
They are always swinging a stick.
Knock knock...
Who's there?
Not Stephen Hawking.
I tried to catch the fog, but I mist.
I stayed up all night trying to follow the sun... Then it dawned on me.
Why does Sally hate herself? Because Sophie stole her boy.
Why is Sally dead? Cause she has no arms.
What do you call a plane with no wings?
Sally.
I am up in the air about becoming a pilot.
Why did Susie fall off the swing?
Because she didn't have any arms.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not Susie.