In a lesbian relationship, which feminazi cooks?
None, both carpet munchers eat out.
Worst Jokes Ever
Q: What’s the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?
A: The wheelchair.
What’s George Floyd’s favorite color? Neon black.
Tides right?
Why is E.T. better than an orphan?
Because he found his way home.
What did the shell say to the shell?
"Shell you later."
Joke Tide.
Q: What do you call a pervert with no legs?
A: A creepy crawly.
Your mama is so ugly whenever she threw a boomerang, it refused to come back.
Why do apple trees like emo kids?
Because they like to play yoyo with them.
Spell fuzz.
Okay, F-U-Z-Z, which also, it sounds like "F U Z's."
Stalin asked Hitler if he wants to hear a joke.
Hitler says, “Yes.”
Stalin then says, “Moscow.” Hitler replies with “I don’t get it?”
Stalin laughs for a long time and says, “And you never will.”
Yo mama is so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind.
Ur hairline is like a Fortnite map at the start of a new season waiting to be identified.
Your forehead and your hairline must be friends, because they go way back!
My plants in my garden are like the Twin Towers; neither of them fell, just the flowers.
"Watch out, plane! Wait, really? I ordered pepperoni."
Your mom is so fat that when she went on top of one of the Twin Towers, it collapsed.
What do you call a surprised Chinese man?
Answer: Ho Lee Fuk.
Four men were asked if they could have something with their cousin for €500.
The first replied: "For 500€? Of course!"
The second said: "I'd do it for free!"
The third replied: "I would even give her 200€!"
The fourth replied: "With my ex? Never!"
