Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

"I work with animals," the guy says to his Tinder date.

"That's so sweet," she replies. "I like a man who loves animals. Where do you work?"

"I'm a butcher," he says.

What's the difference between jelly and jam? You can't jelly a clown into the tiny car.

Someone on here said it previously:

My fondest childhood memory was building sandcastles with my grandfather. That is until my mom took the urn away from me.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs being pulled by a boat?

Skip.

What do you call a dog with no legs?

It doesn’t matter; it ain’t coming to you.

Why are there no fat people in Japan?

Last time they had a "Fat Man," 80,000 people died.

Why do you think China should have a baseball team?

They can destroy the entire world with a single bat.

You know you’re not liked when you get handed the camera every time they take a group photo.

Why is the Rubik’s cube record holder always American?

Because Americans are really good at separating colors.

Why didn’t Anne Frank just finish her diary?

Concentration problems.

Why do sumo wrestlers shave their legs?

They don’t want to be mistaken for a feminist.

How do Americans learn the metric system?

9mm at a time. The problem is sometimes it goes straight through their heads.