Worst Jokes Ever

I fell from the stairs the other day. It really "got me down."

What do you call a herd of cows masturbating?

Beef strokin' off.

I am sorry, but the input "Fuck" is not sufficient to generate a joke. I need more content to work with to create a humorous narrative or pun.

Booooooooooooo!

Why didn't Hitler's girlfriend like giving him a blowjob? It left a Nazi taste in her mouth...

Why did Billy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.

How did Helen Keller burn the side of her head? She answered the iron.

How'd she burn the other side? They called back.

Hi, Dad.

Where does Stephen Hawking get his computer fixed?

At PC World.

Why can't Stephen Hawking go metal detecting?

Because when it beeps, it's him!

So I was on Google, and on my computer it had Windows. When Stephen Hawking died, it shut down, the shutdown sound played, and wouldn't turn on again.

What can you tell [is] the difference between Stephen Hawking and a carrot?

Nothing.

Why can't orphans play baseball?

They don't know where home is.

Tiresome is the quantification of tire.

Build a man a fire, he will be warm for a day. Give him some Tfox merch, and he will be on fire.

After all these walkers, you still walk over me.

Where do you get 30% of your agua? From AGUAfers.

When Chuck Norris was asked, "Do you know the way?" he replied, "I am the way!"

So you know how sheets are always so tight at hotels?

Well I looked under the bed and there is a freaking room cleaner holding the sheets. All he says is "Don't ask or you shall die!"

Stephen Hawking forgot the WiFi password.