Worst Jokes Ever
What bounces up and down at 100 miles per hour?
A baby tied to the back of a pick up truck.
Why is 6 scared of 7?
Because 7 8 9.
Guess McAfee doesn’t clear all computer viruses.
"Guess how I got to Germany so fast?"
"Because I was Russian!"
The reason why the "eating a tide pod" trend ended so fast is because everyone that did it died.
Son: Mom, I did the test and I have cancer!
Mom: YOU HAVE CANCER?!
Son: Mom, as my zodiac symbol...
Mom:....
Why did the doorbell have a good sense of humor?
Because it got everybody's pokes!
Stephen Hawking walked into a bar. Just kidding :(
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But why?
A man walked into a fleshlight and died.
What type of bee makes milk?
A boobee.
Joke: Why did the gym close down?
– It just didn’t work out.
Looks like I lost an electron, I should keep a better ion them.
My friends say they don’t like my skeleton puns.
I should put a little more backbone into them.
I am a big fan of whiteboards. I find them quite re-markable.
My friend had a drink called Quick Start, so I said, "That's a quick start to the morning!"
What do a "transgender" woman's favorite song and his/her last online order have in common?
~they're both a dick in a box.
How do you get a squirrel down from a tree?
You pull down your pants and show it your nuts.
The reason he died is that they accidentally flipped the wrong light switch.