Worst Jokes Ever
I would make a joke about your sister, but she banged me.
Billy and Nanny have 2 kids.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To end his pain and suffering.
We have life. I hope we have life. We have God in Jesus Christ. This is a good thing. It is a song part.
So, my dad was drinking, so he was drunk, and I was sad. But can you be my friend, please?
How does Hitler tie his shoes?
Into little Nazis.
When you steal the weird pet rock, so he pulls out his pet Glock.
What's one thing gay people can't draw?
A straight line.
Flippity floppity, women are property.
How many people do you think are in a graveyard? Hopefully none.
*Hears the news about Sandy Hook* Person 1: "God, I can only imagine what was going through those kids' heads in the last moments of their lives..."
Person 2: "Probably Bullets."
Person 1: "OMG!! Can you even think of what their parents are going through?!"
Person 2: "Probably Coffin Brochures."
Person 1: "...."
Person 2: "It's called dark humor. Dark humor is like food, not everyone gets it."
What do you call it when you get away with masturbating in the shower?
You got off clean.
A robber robbed a bank and ran into the road and got hit by a car.
The cops said to him, "That's CARma for you!"
Your maw *microsoft shutting down noise*
How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? 10, 1 to change the lightbulb, 9 to talk about how inspired they are?
What was the nickname for the knight who ruled the fort?
"Fortnite"
What do you call a bear without an ear?
B.
I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger before my eyes.
Then it hit me.
Science flew us to the moon.
Religion flew us into two skyscrapers.
Why did the vampire go to the doctor?
Because of his coffin.