Worst Jokes Ever

Why does it take longer for women to orgasm than men?

Who cares?

Never eat more than you can lift.

The only reason Stephen Hawking died is because he forgot to update to the latest version of Microsoft.

Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she.

What did the banana say to the peel?

“Let’s split!”

I would tell you a joke about a clock, but it’s a waste of time! 😄😄

My favorite sex position is the JFK:

I splatter all over her as she screams and tries to get out of the car.

Dad, there was one day I was playing jump rope with a pig, and then I made pulled pork out of him.

Son, he is dinner.

Q: How many dogs does it take to shingle a roof? A: It depends on how you cut 'em.

What did the triangle say to the circle?

"You're pointless!"

So this guy we talked to wanted me to leave forever, and we said, "What? You never want to hear from me again?"

How are school shooting victims and school shooting jokes similar?

They never get old.

Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? It's fine, he woke up.

I saw a guy raping a girl in the park, so I decided to help. She didn't stand a chance against the two of us.

Ni tshike mbangi bcz ani zaha toilet, nikarhi Ni hlometela out side loko tiniba. Ni hlometela ndzeni ka poto.

Ku cina Na xidludla swifana no push refrigerator. 😂😂

Ti girls yiman nyan kuni karhata Nina munh.

I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I can't put it down!

*funny joke about dicks*

Have you ever had Ethiopian food??

Neither have they.