Worst Jokes Ever

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We wrote letters to a kid with cancer.

My letter read, "It's a bumpy road, but soon you will have a straight path."

People didn't realize it was meant for his heart monitor. Lol.

We wrote letters to a kid with cancer.

My letter read, "It's a bumpy road, but soon you will have a straight path."

People didn't realize it was meant for his heart monitor.

We wrote letters to a kid with cancer.

My letter read, "It's a bumpy road, but soon you will have a straight path." People didn't realize it was meant for his heart monitor.

We wrote letters to a kid with cancer. My letter read, "It's a bumpy road, but soon you will have a straight path." People didn't realize it was meant for his heart monitor.

A player in Baldi's Basics says, "Why are you bald?"

Baldi responds, "Well, I have cancer."

The player says, "Oh, good for you!"

Jake Paul is some ass.

Anime cats.

I got nothing.

Yeet.

So I made a simple cancer joke on Roblox with my friend, and then both her dumb-ass friends were like, "OMG WHY WOULD U SAY DAT? YOUR HORRIBLE!!" That pissed me off. Like damn woman, it's not like I said, "IF PEOPLE IN YOUR FAMILY DIED FROM CANCER THAT MEANS YOU AND YOUR FAMILY ARE ALL DUMB-ASSES." If anything they are actually dumb asses but hey. Also they can't talk. They don't know that I'm abused everyday at home and pressured to get good grades or else I'd get my head bashed against a wall till there is blood. So if they are reading this, SUCK MY ASS BITCH.

What's the same about "Make a Wish Program" and "Dark Jokes"?

They never get old.

I like my women how I like my cigars: 7 years old and coming from Cuban in a burlap sack.

Did you know that the shovel was a groundbreaking invention?

Katie Price's answer for everything is darkness.

She isn't a dull person, but playing eye spy with my little eye with Harvey is just way too easy.

I have an auntie who has no arms and no legs. She is my dad's half sister.

My parents told me that when they had sex, it was absolutely shambles.

Thankfully, it turned out that they were real balls.

Why can’t pedophiles ever win races? Because they are always coming in a little behind.

My friend gave me sugar for my birthday. She thought it was cheap; I thought it was pretty sweet.

Which is the worst place to sit at in a wedding?

Between 2 buttcheeks.

Me: What do you call a group of retards?

Friend: Down town?

Me: Nope, target practice.