Worst Jokes Ever
I wish I didn't have depression because all my friends have "BBC Bitch be crazy" disease.
A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods. The bear turns to the rabbit and asks, "Do you have any problems with shit sticking to your fur?" The rabbit says, "No." So the bear wipes his ass with the rabbit.
"Morbidity, the story of my life in one joke."
Three cowboys are at a fire talking about the best things they have done.
Cowboy 1 says, "I have taken out a whole group of raiders with my bare hands."
Cowboy 2 says, "I have killed a herd of bulls with my thumb."
Cowboy 3 chuckles as he mixes the fire with his dick.
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Roses are red, Violets are blue, A face like yours belongs in the zoo, But don't you worry, I'll be there too, Not in a cage, but laughing at you!
Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have five fingers, The third one's for you.
Two cannibals were eating a clown when one looked at the other and asked, "Does this taste funny to you?"
Robber: This is a robbery, bitch!
Gunsalesman: No u
I don’t have a joke but a poem about a sex/dark joke.
Row, row, row your boat, Gently down the stream. Merrily, merrily, merrily, I can make you scream!
Why tie when you can knot?
Why did the man become stupid?
Cause he was suicidal, herbivorous. Ja...
Baby > commits start breathing.
Mom > commits abort.
Baby > commits ohshit.exe
A 6-year-old girl decides to get baptized. She walks into the water of the river. Unfortunately, the pastor was drunk. The pastor put her in the water and dunked her under. The drunken man then forgot to bring her up from the water. The poor girl drowned and died...
Later on, when the pastor was better and thrown in jail, all he had to say to the mortified family was, “Well, at least she’s in heaven!”
Three men walk into a bar. You would think the 3rd one would have ducked! 😅
Why couldn't the penguin cross the road?
It was ran over. 🐧
Me: I must have a mirror in my jeans, 'cause I see you in my pants.
What do you call an annoying emo kid? A nuisance.
Why did the crumb cake isolate himself? He had a crumbling social life.