Worst Jokes Ever
Stephen Hawking didn’t die.
His charger broke.
What is 6.9?
A beautiful thing ruined by a period.
Why did the orange stop in the middle of the road?
Please take this down, it's not funny at all!
It's a joke, not a dick, so don't take it so hard!
Yo mama so hairy, when the baby came out, the baby died because of carpet burning!
If it is someone's birthday, say this for a joke:
"A long time ago in a far away galaxy...
YOU WERE BORN!"
What do you call an amazing goat?
A goat-zing.
What do you call a fantastic goat?
Goatastic! So funny please like.
I know it's cheesy, but I feel grate.
Men, get into the kitchen and make me a sandwich!
Women, go chop some lumber!
White people, get back into the cotton fields!
Why did the sea cry?
Because it felt salty and blue.
If Uranus is so gross, why do they take HD photos of it?
I got my little girl a hand sewing kit for her birthday and she cried. I didn't understand why until I realized that she had no hands to sew with.
A guy goes to the store to buy thyme.
When he got back to put the thyme away he realized he still had thyme left. This was all for nothing, it was just a big waste of your thyme.
Unlike my syndrome, I keep my chin up. 🙌🏽😁
I couldn’t understand why the baseball was getting bigger and bigger.
Then it hit me.
Why shouldn't you buy Russian underpants?
Because Chernobyl fallout.
This guy in a trench coat walks up to a kid, opens the trench coat and has glasses inside.
He says to the kid, “Hey kid, want some extra-see?”
Why didn't the drummer play?
Because he got a percussion.
I've been trying to find jokes about gouging my eyes out, but I couldn't see any.
Why did the cow go to space?
To get ice cream!