Worst Jokes Ever
What does Christian say when he wants out of jail?
"Bale me out!"
Why'd the snake cross the road? It was in the chicken's butt.
Want to hear a racist joke?
Donald Trump.
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
Fffffsshhhhhh
What does a Jamaican guy say to an Asian?
Poke me, mon.
The twin towers are like my parents, only one came back.
The last thing that went through Abe Lincoln's head was a bullet.
Who goes to a comedian show and gets offended?
A feminist.
During WWI and WWII, the infantry would use shovels as weapons and to dig trenches. I bet they really dig that weapon!
Tate
When the school shooter is just about to leave your classroom, and you think you're in the clear, but the Down syndrome kid says, "Goodbye."
How many shades of gray does it take to make a dirty movie?
50.
People joke about 9/11, but it's not funny. My dad died in 9/11. Best pilot in Saudi Arabia.
How many babies does it take to paint a room red?
Depends how hard you throw 'em.
How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Well, there are 69 in my basement, and it's still dark.
So I was visiting my friends Timmy and Tommy at the phone store and I said, "A. T&T!"
Why can’t skeletons fight? They don’t have the guts.
Q. How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A. Gotta be more than 9 'cause my basement is still dark.
What do you call an ugly, grey thing?
Cinderelephant!
A blond, a brunette, and a redhead walked into a bar. The bartender told them there was a magic mirror in the bathroom. He said that if you spoke the truth in front of the mirror, you would have your greatest desires, but if you told a lie, you would disappear.
The redhead said that she was the prettiest girl in the bar, and she walked out of the bathroom, and she got a thousand dollars. The brunette walked in and said she was the smartest one in the bar. She walked out of the bar with a new car. The blonde went in, she said, "I think..." poof, she was gone.