Worst Jokes Ever

The number 13? Not on my watch!

A happy mother: "Why is your sister so quiet?! And how did you get super glue stuck on your penis?!"

Why do you make fun of disabled people?

They can't stand up for themselves.

What's the difference between Tyler and a rooster? A rooster says, "cock-a-doodle-doo," Tyler says, "any cock will do."

Tyler

God.

Q: What type of mother gives their daughter sperm? A: A furry mother.

How do you blow up an Indian person?

You press the red button.

Robin asks Batman what he is getting his parents for Christmas. Batman gets mad, slaps Robin, and runs off crying.

Now you know why Batman Beyond was born when Bruce died. cause of death: suicide

Suicidal people are a big contributor to the rope making industry.

I tried making an orphan baseball team. It sucked because they couldn’t find home plate.

What do you play Fallout 4 with low health?

You Fallout.

Me: It smells like good fam.

Friend: What's good fam?

Me: Nothing much, what about you fam?

So, a guy walks into a bar, and he tells the bartender, "After this last drink, I'm going to the roof to kill myself." A guy sitting next to him says, "I wouldn't do that if I were you." in which the man replies, "Oh yeah?" So, they both take their shots and go up to the roof. The guy says, "You're not gonna die, watch this!" He jumps off the roof and comes back up. The man rubs his eyes and tells him to go it again. He comes down and comes back up. The man says, "Cool, let me try!" and he jumps down only to kill himself. The guy goes back to the bar, and the bartender says, "Superman, you're an asshole."

How did the skeleton know it was about to rain?

"Because he felt it in his bones?"

No,

He read the weather app, you idiot.

There was a kidnapping at school.

Don't worry, he woke up.

I bought a wooden whistle, but it wooden whistle.

So I bought a steel whistle, but it steel wooden whistle.

So THEN I bought a LED whistle but it steel wooden LED me whistle.

Stephen Hawking, more like Stephens not walking.

Fanta Klare Zitrone is cool.

How many Africans does it take to change a light?

A water bottle.