Worst Jokes Ever
What's the difference between a rock and a dead baby?
You can't fuck a rock.
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Great food, no atmosphere.
My sister argued with me that you can't make a car out of spaghetti. You should have seen her face when I drove pasta!
A man went to the doctor, and the doctor said, "What happened to you?"
The man replied and said, "I broke my arm in two places!"
Then the doctor replied with, "DON’T GO BACK TO THOSE TWO PLACES!!"
What time did the man go to the dentist at? Two-thirty.
How do you find Will Smith in the snow?
You look for the fresh prints.
I made a website for orphans.
It has no homepage.
What's the city with the fastest growing population?
Ireland, cuz it's Dublin everyday!
Why does Kurt Cobain hate his brother?
Because he's always calling shotgun.
I bought a new shotgun the other day. Want to know what I called it?
Kurt Cobain's microphone.
What has more brains than Kurt Cobain?
The wall behind him :)
What's better than throwing dead babes?
Catching them after with a pitchfork.
How do you stop a baby from crawling around in circles?
You nail its other hand to the ground.
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What’s the difference between a mother and a fetus at an abortion office?
Only one of them is scared.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Wakanda? Wakanda who? WAKANDA ENDING IS THIS?
A pirate walked into a bar with his ship's steering wheel hanging off his pants. The bartender says, "Hey! What's with the steering wheel?" The pirate says, "I don't know but it's driving me nuts!"
What do you call sex?
Making cake.
My boyfriend is just like a sexy nerd and I still have to ask him things like that because I'm so distracted from him.
Alright, my sister is ALWAYS dancing randomly all the time, and what I say is, "Go get you boyfriend, dude!"