Worst Jokes Ever
sans *a'm i pune*
*piris* no.
Apparently, I'm a category for jokes now. Hmm... ok!
#HOMIEZ4Life
P.S. Say "crack my finger," now say it backwards :)
Why are mice bad singers?
They are very cheesy.
Without women, sex would be a pain in the ass.
What's the difference between a T-Rex and your sister? I can't stick my dick in a dinosaur.
Why did Bob go to the store? To bob for apples.
Your forehead is so big, I can write an essay on it.
What do you call a burnt retard?
Tomato
What’s the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?
The wheelchair.
Me: John, what did he do earlier?
John: Hold on, I’m trying to think.
Me: I thought I smelled poop.
I'm friends with only 25 letters of the alphabet. I don't know why.
What did the beaver say when it hit the wall?
Dam!
Guy: Why can't Jesus have M&M's?
Priest: Why?
Guy: Because they'll fall through the hole in his hands.
So, I hooked up with a girl at a party, but I forgot that it was a family reunion.
(SWEET HOME ALABAMA STARTS PLAYING)
What is the richest kind of air?
A millionaire.
Q: What's brown and sticky?
A: A stick :)
What happens when you search nudes on my phone?
Nothing, I don't have any.
Everyone says "no homo," why do gays not say "no hetero?"
What do you call an elf that sings? A Wrapper.
I went into a CS:Go lobby and all I heard for ten minutes straight was, "Act like you're hard, but your dad beat you harder."