Worst Jokes Ever
This year my friends wanted to dress up as crayons for Halloween. They asked me if I wanted to be a tan crayon. I didn’t want to, but I said yes to be nice. I wish I had said no, because now I look like a dick to everyone else.
I like my women like I like my coffee.
Without other people's dicks in it.
Are you a nation leader or an email deleter?
My grades.
What did one alligator say to the other alligator?
"Let’s go for an all-in-one buffet!"
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Monky.
Chupa mi polla.
What's the hardest thing about being a pedophile?
Just trying to fit in.
The optimist thinks the glass is half full. The pessimist thinks the glass is half empty. The feminist thinks the glass is raping them.
A man got in a bad car accident. He was at risk of losing his arm. The doctors had to perform complicated surgery on his arm. The man's wife visited after the surgery. The doctor came up to her and said:
"I have good news and bad news."
The wife said: "What's the good news?"
"We managed to save his arm."
"What's the bad news?"
"We couldn't save the rest of him."
"Korn Kob Kyle??? You know what this means!"
yikes...
#PlugWalk
Send toe pics lol :)
Wait, isn't this Sans' job to make a joke?
The toilet paper tried to cross the road. He couldn't because he was stuck in a crack.
Yes.
This is my fidget spinner, I got it in my Easter basket.
Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools.
Knight HAHAHAHA!