Worst Jokes Ever
I say hi to Sans. Sans shows his hand and says, "It's hand to meet you," and we both laugh.
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Why do you call a pineapple a pineapple?
Because it is a pineapple, pin, apple, apple, pen, doudodo.
What does a queen want on her cookie?
Royal Icing.
These jokes make me want to die.
What's yellow and can't swim?
A school bus full of kids drowning.
What do you call a Roman with a pubic hair in his teeth?
Glad He Ate Her.
where do suicide bombers go when they die? everywhere!
Me and a person downtown.
Person: Hey, crazy Saturday night.
Me: I guess so.
Person: Why do people do crazy stuff like this?
Me: I don't know. I used to, but don't anymore.
Person: Why'd you stop?
Me: Unfortunately, I lived every time I'd try something.
Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft, and I’ll show you A-flat minor.
I needed to take a phone call, so I went to the nearest exit. I guess you can say it was very exciting! 😂
Hi guys, I am so happy and proud of myself and I thought I should share with you! Today I saw myself on TV when I turned it off.
I was setting a voice recognition password for my new phone, and a dog nearby barked and ran away. Now I'm still looking for that dog to unlock my phone.
Why is an iPhone X perfect for an orphan? Because it doesn't have a home button.
Enemy: You know, I saw you walking down the street, and at first glance, I thought you were a fat and ugly bitch.
Me: Strange... Who puts a mirror in the middle of the street?
Doin' ya mom oh yeah oh yeah, doin' doin' ya mom!
What did the female dog say to the mirror?
Hi, bitch!
Girlfriend: I just lost 5 pounds!
Me: How many makeup wipes did you need?
What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball?
She choked.
Uranus is huge.