Worst Jokes Ever
Have you ever walked through Stephen Hawking's house? No?
Well..... neither has he.
I f..... Nan and dust came out. 😂
Why are there no Olympics in Mexico?
Because everyone from Mexico that can run, jump, and swim is already over the border.
Game of Thrones season 8.
I'm not gay, but fifty dollars is fifty dollars.
My wife still misses me...
But her aim is getting better!
Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?
Because he got hit by a bus!
I want a job cleaning mirrors. I could really see myself doing it!
Where did Sally go when the explosion happened?
Everywhere!
Want to hear a joke about paper? Never mind, it's tearable.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Hair.
Hair who?
Hairhairhairhairhairhair!
A man walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!"
And the women look at him as if they have never seen a man walk into a bar before.
First Man: My dog's got no nose.
Second Man: How does he smell?
First Man: Awful.
How do you stop a skunk from smelling?
Hold its nose.
Worst joke ever.
What do you call an animal that smells?
A smelly-phant.
That joke is really not funny.
What did the boy goat say to his girlfriend?
You're my boo!
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
Of course, houses can't jump.
Did you hear about the man who stole a calendar?
He got 12 months.
Worst joke ever.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side.
Worst joke ever.
Why did Adele cross the road?
To say hello on the other side.