Worst Jokes Ever
Why did the beans fuck the mum to make bouncing beans?
A blind guy walks into the door of a bar...
That's it... that's the end of the joke.
This is so damn funny!
There was this guy going to a bar. The guy asks for a drink. The bartender says, "I'll give you a drink if you can tell me a meta-joke."
So the guy replies,
OK. There was this guy going to a bar. The guy asks for a drink. The bartender says, "I'll give you a drink if you can tell me a meta-joke."
So the guy replies,
OK. There was this guy going to a bar. The guy asks for a drink. The bartender replies, "Here you go!"
So he gives the guy a drink. So he gives the guy a drink. So he gives the guy a drink.
Us three get along well. I guess you could say we're the TREE-o!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Who.
Who who?
You sound like an owl.
Tenzin is a sublime charlatan.
- Harib 2019
Joe Mama!
Student asks teacher, "If I throw an apple and noodles, which one will fall first?"
Teacher replied, "I don't know."
Then student replied, "Noodles will fall first because noodles are fast foods!"
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you ♥️.
What's a cow's favorite war?
World War Moo.
What do you call a stupid male Indian?
"Anshu-man."
A family had a very disobedient dog. It would bite the children’s hands when they pet the animal, the dog would piss on everything, and it would chew their shoes. This is why it was adopted.
What is a Mexican's favorite sport?
Cross-country!!!
How does Moses make his tea?
He Brews!!!
Jokes about communism aren't funny unless everyone gets it.
What NFL teams parts with James Charles!?
Green Bay Packers & New England Patriots
My mom said to let Jesus come inside me; now I can't sit down.
Why am I happy? I'm dead.
What does Santa say about my mom? HO HO HO!