Worst Jokes Ever
Iron Man dies.
Manchester City is gay.
What do you call someone without a body?
Nobody.
The toilet having an argument with the toilet paper, the owner of the house had diarrhea, who's day was more shittier!?
If the dyslexic man wanted to adopt a kid, then how could he sign the papers?
I like fire trucks and monster trucks.
Yee.
I dipped my hand in red food dye, so I said, "Looks like I’ve been caught red-handed!"
Anal, haha.
What is long, yellow and can't swim?
A bus full of children.
What is the difference between an American and an orphan?
They don't have a home to get their guns.
Allahu Akbar---Jalal 2019 xD
Hank, skamwkakkshsygauytqg.
Biggest chungest coming home, bitches!
Biggest chungus to the rescue, fat bitches!
What is yellow and smells like bananas?
I liked my life when I first got it... Later they said no because I didn’t have the receipt.
Being sad is my only happiness.
If there is a hair, the meat is ruined.
How do you beat Lady Gaga at Texas hold’em?
Poker face.