Worst Jokes Ever
Boner.
Kenya believe it?
Why did Steven Hawkins die?
Because he got a virus.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
His computer got a virus.
What do you call a mom that is yours?
Your mom!
My wife said I acted like a flamingo, so I had to put my foot down.
Hello.
We were discussing cows in a lesson. I asked my teacher why she was one.
I am mis-steak.
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
The trom-bone.
Wanna see something dark?
Close your eyes.
Your mom gay.
I caught my mom licking up and down and deep throating a banana. I said, "Why are you doing that?" She replied, "I’m doing it for practice for who could suck the best dick contest in the neighborhood."
An alien walks into a bar. There is a guy sitting next to him, and the alien touches his shoulder.
The man says, "Do that one more time and I'll run you over." The alien does it again and gets ran over. They get back in the bar and he touches him again. The man says, "Do that again and I'll chop your dick off." He touches him again. The man pulls the alien's pants down and pulls out his knife. He was astonished at what he found. There was nothing there! He looks up at the alien and looks at his finger and fainted.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
'Cause it was stapled to the chicken.
Are you a toaster? Because I want to take a bath with you ;)
Say "Mike Wizowski" fast to a teenager and I will get you $100000000000.
"Suck my sugar, honey, it's very sweet and juicy."
What has 10 wheels and flies? A garbage truck.
When you're sitting in class and the quiet kid yells, "Lovely day, isn't it?" ... and you see a Glock shape in his pocket.