Worst Jokes Ever
"hvhuhdsjcjdsijdskdsivhdsvhsjdvnsjdvdshvgdshgsdhfgh" That's what my friend said when he gave an EpiPen. I don't know why, though.
When you throw paper at a hill, you can say, "Hey, look, it is like Kobe's helicopter!"
You know a piranha can devour a small child in 30 seconds. Anyway, I lost my job at the aquarium today.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
I don't know, it depends on how hard you throw them.
How do you get a depressed girl to suck your dick?
Pour bleach on it.
What do you call a rabbit who is really cool?
The only profession where one could have coronavirus and still go to work is a suicide terrorist.
Why did the butt fart?
Because they don't know the words.
What is a difference between a tree and...
Hi! I love that you love a good time of my day.
At school, I love to have fun!
Hi, this is Stephanie. Is it a fun night for you too? I love you!
I love my dog!
What is the difference between the human rights act and a dad?
My dad is nice!
And walk.
Hi I did a...
From your Dad.
I won’t be back for a while, it’s a very long line.
Why are frogs good at basketball?
Because they always make jump shots.
Why did the dog 🐶 wake up tired?
It had a ruff night. 😂