Worst Jokes Ever
What do depressed people and Apple's have in common?
They both hang from trees.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't know why I am still alive for you.
Why can't an orphan play Family Feud? Because it has to have a family.
Q: Why was the potty sad?
A: Diarrhea
I am trying to re-comment something that used to be on here, but is no longer on here.
Here are some rules to make a good joke:
1: Don't say “my life.”
2: Proofread your joke and make sure people can read it/have good grammar in it.
3: And don’t repost things (although this last one is hypocritical because this was me trying to repost something, but it is still a good rule to go by).
Question: What is the difference between a morbid joke and a dark joke?
Answer: One is 10 babies in a trash can; the other is a baby in 10 trash cans.
You're gay.
If you read this.
One day I was walking around, then saw this mom mad at her kid and screamed, "You're adopted!" He said, "Yeah, I know. My REAL mommy is still at home with daddy."
What is the difference between snow boots and snow boots and walk home?
What is the difference between a human and walk home from school and walk home?
Should be good night and walk walk home.
What is a difference between a tree, a tree house, that has to be the difference between a tree 🌲 from the tree house that has a difference in a tree tree house that is yuyi?
I love playing zebra crossing, but I always get run over.
I love friends.
What is a good night for you?
What is the difference between the human rights act and the rights of the earth?
Human and the earth earth is a good earth 🌎 was that what time do for dinner 🍽 night night love 💗 night night fun day and dinner 🍴 night night fun day home 🏡 night is it a great 👍 home 🏡 was the day I love 💕
What is yellow and brings kids to school every day?
What is baseball?
What is the difference between a school bus and a baseball?
You can throw a baseball, and you can’t throw a school bus.
School is the best!