Worst Jokes Ever
What did your mom say last night? "Go harder!"
Mary had a lamb. Her fleece was black as coal. When I tried to touch it that night, next day I went to court.
Why can't orphans play cricket? Because they can't find home.
Have you seen all the pants with crazy designs on them? I mean, britches be crazy!
What is the healthiest fruit?
An orange 🍊—It takes Vitamin See!
Why shouldn’t you pick on a midget with learning difficulties?
... Because it’s not big and it’s not clever.
What do you call an orphan's family reunion? "Me time."
Why couldn’t the midget ride the bus?
He can’t slam dunk his bus fare!
Why is something orphans can never say?
"Let's go home."
Why can’t an orphan get suspended or expelled from school? Because they need to contact parents.
What did the iceberg say to the firefighter?
"Come close and I’ll knock you out cold!"
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One time a man climbed a mountain and saw a guy.
"Who are you?"
"I am mountain man!"
What did the Asian say to the Asian?
*Cough*
What did the poop say to the toilet paper? “You’re on a roll!”